The Supply Room - Thumb tacks and staplers aren’t the only things to get to do the sticking in the supply room. As it’s the most likely place someone will have sex in a office. It’s not a lot of traffic and it tends to have a lot of boxes for support to allow numerous positions.
The Stairwell - During the afternoon after everyone has had lunch, and at back at their desk working, hit the stairwell, ease under the stairs and get it popping. The stairs can be a great place for sex at work if you can keep quiet. Because you can hear someone coming in more ways than one.
The Random Closet - I know most guys probably don’t like the idea of being in the closet, but if you’re in there with Big Butt Bertha who always rocks the inappropiate outfits to work each day… I’m sure the dude won’t mind. Women are sexual intellectuals by nature so she knows how to get the key to that random closet no one ever goes into with just enough space for an office quickie. Just slide out of the closet, with a broom and sweep something.
The Conference Room - This room is almost always empty except for that one wednesday when they powers that be decide to have a meeting about copy machine paper being used for love notes and paper footballs. But there are plenty of chairs and a big desk for either one of you to do a lot of tricks for sexual pleasure.
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