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Cadillac 3G Router

We’re running out of places to hide from the internet, and cars are the latest casualty. Starting next month, Cadillac will offer an option for a dealer installed 3G wireless router in their CTS Sport sedans. You can expect typical 3G download speeds (supposedly 400-800 kbps but your mileage may vary), and if no 3G is available, you’ll be lucky to see 200 kbps. The router itself cost about $500, $450 of which probably gets sunk into that Cadillac logo.

The service is actually being offered through a company called Autonet Mobile. It costs about $30 for 1 gig a month, or about $60 for 5 gigs a month… There doesn’t seem to be any unlimited plan. A gig a month is just about enough for you to check email, download attachments, maybe listen to the occasional song. But personally, I hate having to worry about caps. And with so many mobile devices with unlimited data plans out there, what’s the appeal of having a piece of hardware that’s restricted in bandwidth AND restricted in location? I guess maybe the idea is, if you’re buying a new Cadillac, things like “cost effectiveness” just aren’t that high up on your list of priorities.

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Top 5 Locations for Office Sex

The Supply Room - Thumb tacks and staplers aren’t the only things to get to do the sticking in the supply room. As it’s the most likely place someone will have sex in a office. It’s not a lot of traffic and it tends to have a lot of boxes for support to allow numerous positions.

The Stairwell - During the afternoon after everyone has had lunch, and at back at their desk working, hit the stairwell, ease under the stairs and get it popping. The stairs can be a great place for sex at work if you can keep quiet. Because you can hear someone coming in more ways than one.

The Random Closet - I know most guys probably don’t like the idea of being in the closet, but if you’re in there with Big Butt Bertha who always rocks the inappropiate outfits to work each day… I’m sure the dude won’t mind. Women are sexual intellectuals by nature so she knows how to get the key to that random closet no one ever goes into with just enough space for an office quickie. Just slide out of the closet, with a broom and sweep something.

The Conference Room - This room is almost always empty except for that one wednesday when they powers that be decide to have a meeting about copy machine paper being used for love notes and paper footballs. But there are plenty of chairs and a big desk for either one of you to do a lot of tricks for sexual pleasure.

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30 Reasons Some Women Ain't....

Sh!t. Women are like gremlins they are warm, fuzzy and cuter than anything you have ever seen, but there comes a moment when that once cute and lovable creature turns into a monster. Hence my need to write this post, while not aimed at all women, just some… Some of y’all ain’t S H I T.


1.Now ladies, I’m sure you have at least one friend who you will never leave around your man, sure you love her to death but you don’t trust that trick around your man. Because you know she will suck him dry, ride him like the L train and probably lick his a$$ first chance she can. Here are some quick reasons why SOME women ain’t S H I T.

2.They don’t appreciate anything done for them - You know those chicks who get tons of gifts and think it’s all about them. No shorty the world does not revolve around you. Say thank you sometime

3.The number of men she doesn’t count, is higher than the number of men she does count. Still some of y’all dude need to step ya game up and make sure you get added to the list.

4.She expects him to over tip, while she never even once reaches for her wallet.

5.She leaves her kids,with the baby sitter for days at a time, when she told the sitter she would only be gone for a few hours.

6.She has more than 2 baby daddies who all know each other and were once friends before she stepped into the picture.

7.She spends her child support check on designer shoes, rather than stuff for the kids.

8.She had more latex in her cooch than Lifestyles has in at least 2 condom factories.

9.Her sex number has more digits than her phone number.

10.Sex on the first night is mandatory with her.

She buys designer clothes and brings them back to the store after she wears them.

She goes to a dudes house, just so she can scan his home, and send her goons back to rob the place.

She’s on welfare, and makes no attempt to get a job, rather her plan to gaining success involves poking hole in condoms and meeting a ball player.

She can’t cook, but has a drawer full of menus from every food joint within 20 miles of her house.

Swallowing nut is a weekly ritual.

She thinks she might have an STD, but she is still sleeping around with random dudes.

Her panties have white stains in the crotch area

She will openly tell a dude she’s all about the money and if he ain’t got none he needs not holla.

immediately after sex, she mentions her light bill, car note or other random bill.
Her phone is in her kids name.

Her children are named after rappers, fashion designers, liquor or a something she made up by combining two or more of her favorite things. Example: Louvu’nay

If you liked the name Louvu’nay

Her name ends in an Sha’

If she has no real ideas of her own, but wants to do everything her friends do. Her friend goes to nurse school, she goes to nurse school. Or worst she’ll steal her man’s job.

She slept her way to the top of her profession and doesn’t think twice about it

She has to sleep with men to pay her bills, not to be confused with giving a man some after he loans you money… there is nothing wrong with that. GRATITUDE.

She wears sneakers.

Every photo on her myspace page is a picture of her with her butt facing the camera and her face turned around with a smile.

She goes to the club with no money whatsoever, yet leaves drunk every single time she goes out.

She has a vagina.

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8 Great Valentine's Gift For Men

Some of you may know, but if you don’t my last name is Valentine. No really my legal last name is Valentine, and every year I get this same question from women. What do you get a guy for Valentine’s day. Here are a few ideas on what gifts to give your dude for Valentine’s Day.


When you think about Valentine’s day you think of balloons, heart shaped boxes of candy and flowers, but those gifts don’t really go well for a man. Imagine a man walking down the street with a blue heart shaped balloon. Not a good look. Give him this:

Upgrade His Cable Package: Most cable companies, offer the first 6 months for free, so if you’re living with your Valentine’ simply call up the cable or sattelite company and upgrade your package. Men love sports and porn so give him a gift he’ll appreciate.

Take Him Out To Dinner: I know most men take women out to eat or to a show or some sort, but isn’t he giving you a gift as well? Doesn’t he normally treat you to a nice night out on the town? Well this day show you love him by returning the favor. I know a lot of chicks feel like they should never have to come out of their pocket, but trust men appreciate being treated too.

Cook For Him Naked: Nothing says love like skin, so put on your best fuck me pumps and walk into the kitchen. Have him sit down somewhere and watch you cook completely in the nude. Dinner might not get done but hey at least the two of you will have a blast, in more ways than one if you’re lucky. Bring Whipped Cream

Gadgets: Knowing your man is important, so if he’s a gadget freak what’s better than electronics? Flat Screens are not that expensive anymore, and if not a new tv then get him something to make his life easier.

Buy Yourself Something Nice: Don’t feel like going all out on him, well go all out for him. Buy a sex outfit and let him put it on you, and let him take it off of you. If my lady walked into the room wearing only what the chick above has on… I won’t need to leave the house all weekend. Besides wouldn’t you much rather go shopping for yourself?

Video Games: Most men love video games, and I know they can be a bit expensive, but I’m sure he’ll more than buy it back within a few months your relationship. If he’s giving the pipe right doesn’t he deserve it?

Clean Up For Him: The majority of men do not clean like a woman does, so put on something sexy like a wife beater or nothing at all, and clean his house or apartment. Hell even if your man is extremely clean, help him clean his house, wash his clothes and rearrange his porn collection.

Tickets To The Game: When all else fails, buy him tickets to the game. Basketball season is on and popping and march madness is right around the corner. If he’s a sports fan you can’t go wrong there.

Marvell Billups, 26, shot outside his Cleveland apartment; dispute may have been over Xbox game

CLEVELAND — The sister of a 26-year-old man shot dead early Thursday in the hallway of his Garden Valley Estates home believes he was killed for an Xbox game.

Marvell Billups died at 4:50 a.m. at MetroHealth Medical Center after being shot in the head about an hour earlier at the housing complex at East 79th Street and Kinsman Road.

Cleveland Police said they have not identified a suspect or a motive in the killing.


Billups 22-year-old sister, Matina, said her brother had stopped by her apartment earlier and she gave him a plate of spaghetti. He said he would eat it upstairs in an apartment he shares with their brother.

"He walked out the door and went up the stairs," she said. "The next thing I heard was a shot and the plate of spaghetti hit the ground."

She ran out and found in the hallway.

Matina Billups said neighbors told her that a local boy had been talking about killing her brother because of a dispute over an Xbox game.

"The boy said that my brother wasn't going to be walking these streets much longer," she said. "They said it was over an Xbox game, I didn't know he had an Xbox game."

Matina Billups said since her mother died in 2005 and her father left, Marvell Billups has been the man of the house.

"He helped raise us," she said. "He took care of me and my 3-year-old daughter, Mikeonna, and our brother. He was a good brother. Anything any of us needed, he was there."

She said Marvell Billups was taking classes to get his high school equivalency diploma.

Cooking Plate

Cooking for one can at times be obnoxious. In part because, despite the fact that it’s just you, you still use a ton of dishes. Just making eggs alone, most use a small bowl to crack the eggs into, then the frying pan and spatula, and finally the plate and silverware. A quick and easy meal turns into a heap of dishes you’re stuck dealing with later. Well this new design makes an attempt to cut down on the dishes used.

Just cook your food directly on the plate and then once it’s done, you can eat it directly on the plate itself. Which at least cuts out having to wash a frying pan. It’d also save you on the water bill, since you have less dishes to clean. It would be naive to believe that this gadget could replace the need for an oven entirely. It could cook things that you would put in a frying pan, but some foods you need more than that. It also wouldn’t work well for large families. However, it’s perfect for those that are single (and like to keep your meals simple), as well as college students. It’d also make it so you could cook directly from your desk, if you so chose.

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4 Women You'll Meet On Myspace

If you have a myspace page you’ve probably had someone try to holla at you or tried to holla at someone. Fact is, meeting someone online is becoming more and more acceptable. So before you start actually replying to messages or try to holla here is a list of the type of woman you can expect to meet on myspace.


The One Line Chick
This woman doesn’t have anything on her page other than pictures and quizzes. If you decide to send her a message all you’ll get in reply is an incomplete sentence or am answer to your question if you decide to entertain her and see where her head is at she’ll continue to reply to you in short answers even if she likes you back.

Profile song - Something by Lil Boosie, Uncle Murder or a song about popping the booty, using drugs or having sex.
What to expect from her - Boring conversations via messages, email and chat, but the funny thing she may be fun to hang around in person. If you get to that level with the typed slang and one word replies.


The One Line Chick
This woman doesn’t have anything on her page other than pictures and quizzes. If you decide to send her a message all you’ll get in reply is an incomplete sentence or am answer to your question if you decide to entertain her and see where her head is at she’ll continue to reply to you in short answers even if she likes you back.

Profile song - Something by Lil Boosie, Uncle Murder or a song about popping the booty, using drugs or having sex.
What to expect from her - Boring conversations via messages, email and chat, but the funny thing she may be fun to hang around in person. If you get to that level with the typed slang and one word replies.

The Cool Chick
This is the girl who is just super cool, down to earth and likes all the same things you like. She’s likely to leave her house in a scarf and flip flops and possibly uploaded pics of her making funny faces, doing something funny or just laying around the house.

Profile song - her profile song is bound to be a song that most people would like or something you never heard before bit feel I’m love with as soon as the beat drop.
What to expect from her - She will laugh with you and at you, school you to useful information and all around make you a better person.

The Single Mother

On myspace one thing you’re almost bound to meet is the single mother. Since she can’t go out on the town as much as she would like she tends to spend a lot of time on social networks. She’s probably one of the coolest females you’ll meet online. But be aware that there are different types of baby mothers. The strong mom who is doing everything she can to make sure her kids have the best life possible, the mother who is looking for someone to take her, and her kids to chuck e cheese, the broken hearted mother looking for love, and about 50 other single mother stereotypes. In a single mother you can find the love of your life, a kid you can be proud of like they were your own or you can find the biggest headache you’ll ever find.

Profile song - Lauren Hill’s Zion, Common, Jill Scott, or something else eclectic and representing her struggle. You may also hear some snap music, crunk music or Soulja Boy songs. It all depends on the type of single mother you just click on.
What to expect from her - Anything in the world. Single mothers are the most complex and diverse type of female there is. Again you may find your future wife, or you may find a woman who you hate, but just can’t shake.

Ovetto - Stylize Your Garbage

Sure it might be the most straightforward practical thing to have appeared on here for a while and possibly lacking in glamour and taste, but you still shouldn’t overlook Ovetto. The need to recycle household refuse has become ever more pressing these last few years, with the result that we’re now expected to separate our plastic, bottles, paper and glass and somehow find space for the required separate waste containers.

That’s where the egg-shaped Ovetto comes in (roughly 33 inches high and fashined from recycled polypropylene, it cleverly combines three seperate bins into one compact, ergonomic unit that’ll not only save you space and hassle, but also lend your kitchen or garage a spoonful of cute sci-fi chic into the bargain.

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Ladies, Get Over Yourselves: The Good Man Confusion

The thought that all men are dogs has been genetically encoded into the brains of females all over the nation. I find it hilarious when a females states that she wants a man to prove he isn’t like all the other men, well news flash. I think you just dissed the dude who could have proved that to you. Yeah him the one who simple said Hello to you, and you walked by him and acted like you didn’t hear him. You know the one who DIDN’T scream “Well F*ck you then, you ain’t all that anyway” as you ignored his greeting.


Now I understand that there are many pussy hunting, no good, wanna be ballers out there, who have a girl and are just trying to add another notch in their belt, but if you truly want a man to prove you wrong… well maybe you just need to look for a different type of man. Maybe you should take the time to say hello in return and see where the conversation will go. I mean I swear in the words of Dave Chappelle “Chivalry is dead and women killed it.”

Now as most men are worthless, even more women are materialistic. They allow these worthless men to wow them w/ bright colors, shiny jewelry, nice cars, and gifts. All the while selling their body and soul for nice things. Just as Eve gave it all away for an apple in eden ladies of today will give their hearts away for a chance to ride in a nice car or a nice chain. It’s depressing. They don’t want a good man, good men are all around and they are being turned into dogs by women who are in love w/ an idea, image and a stereotype made famous by MTV, Tabloids and gossip columns. So what he’s not built like 50, or has money like Bill Gates, or his own jet like Jay-Z. If a man could get pussy in a box he wouldn’t have any of that shit. It’s all bait to get what men want. A WOMAN!!!

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