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Get Yours - The Woman's Guide to Eruption


(High Expectations) - As cliché as this may sound “you have to believe.” My ex Dee used to tell me that she knows she’s going to cum and it’s not a matter of when, but how. A lot of women just sit back and wait on the man to make her cum, even though there is nothing wrong with her taking charge of her own sexual eruption. Would you go into a restaurant and let the waiter pick what you’ll eat for dinner? So why leave your orgasm in his hands?

(En Vogue) - Some of you may remember their song “Free your mind and the rest will follow.” It’s the same way with sex. Women are genetically different than men so small things like a sink full of dirty dishes, or does he notice the stretch marks on her butt could hinder her ability to reach climax. So doing things like making sure you won’t get pregnant or cleaning the kitchen before sex could help boost her chance at achieving orgasm.

(Get Dirty) - Get rid of all you fears when it comes to sex, don’t worry about what a man thinks, or how you’ll look bent over with your as$ in the air. We don’t care anyway! The only thing we as men are worried about is getting our nut and feeling the wonderfulness that is having sex. Swallowing doesn’t make you a slut, demanding to be done a certain way doesn’t make you dirty. All that matter is if it will help you cum.

(Stick To The Script) - I was once with this girl who came every time we had sex, but it wasn’t anything I did, it was simply that she knew what she liked. During sex, whether hitting it from the back, putting her legs on her neck or other things that I do that turn me on, when she was ready to cum she cums. She would demand I get on my back and ride me until she came. She knew that a sure fire way for her to nut was to get on top and ride away. So she came and told me to hurry up! Hey it worked, so find what you like and do it until you get “there.”

(A Nut is a Nut) - Most of the time your man won’t be able to make you cum from sex, but does that mean you don’t have to cum? No it doesn’t it might just mean you’ll need to make yourself cum. Things happen and one night while with the same girl from above, I came too quick for her liking. She didn’t get mad, she simple pulled out her toy and brought herself to the promise land. I didn’t get mad I just enjoyed the show and actually got back up for round 2 while she was doing it… One thing she didn’t do was me in round 2. She said I was stingy

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Bushnell Man Arrested In Carjacking


BROOKSVILLE - A Bushnell man was arrested on a charge of carjacking today after the victim identified him as her attacker later this morning, authorities said.

Tony James Smith, 23, was arrested and taken to the Hernando County Jail, where he was being held on a $100,000 bond.

A Hernando County Sheriff's deputy responded to the corner of Twigg Street and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard shortly after 2:10 a.m. when he came upon the victim, Loretta Sanders, who was bleeding from her nose and mouth and had a swollen right eye, according to an affidavit.

Sanders told the deputy a man entered her passenger door and asked for a ride. When she refused, he began punching her in the face, she said.

She got out of the car and the suspect drove away toward Cortez Boulevard, deputies said.

Her car - a 1986 Toyota Corolla - was recovered at the overpass at Cortez and Interstate 75. The suspect was not located during the initial search.

A short time later, units noticed a man fitting the suspect's description at the Best Western parking lot, located at 30307 Cortez Blvd. A deputy drove Sanders to the scene, where she positively identified Smith, authorities said.

Man Critically Wounded In Home Invasion Robbery



TAMPA - When Christopher Clabeaux opened the door of his Citrus Park apartment early this morning, he didn't know the choice would leave him critically wounded and in the hospital.

At about 1 a.m., Clabeaux's friend, a 20-year-old woman, was in her car in the Camden Bay at Citrus Park apartments near Sheldon Road at Woodlake Boulevard, when Benjamin Bryant, 21, and Ronald Godwin, 19, approached her, authorities said. At gunpoint, the suspects pulled her from her car and forced her to ring the doorbell of her friend's apartment, 8102 Sheldon Road, Hillsborough County sheriff's deputies said.

Deputies said Clabeaux, 18, who was inside with another man and woman, opened the door expecting to find the woman. When the door opened, Bryant and Godwin ran inside the apartment, hitting one of the men on the mouth with a hammer and shooting Clabeaux in the neck with a pistol, deputies said

After grabbing a woman's purse and a safe, the suspects ran away leaving a track that Deuce, a 3-year-old German shepherd, and his handler, sheriff's Deputy Charles Perdomo, followed through the apartment complex to the rear perimeter fence.

On the other side of the fence, another deputy saw Godwin, of 9308 Attenbury Drive, walking down the street and arrested him near Woodlake Boulevard and Small Brook Place. Deputies arrested Bryant at his mother's house, 9109 Sandcroft Place. The stolen safe and purse, and a handgun were recovered at Bryant's house, authorities said

Bryant and Godwin were charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, home invasion/robbery and kidnapping, deputies said.

They were being held without bail today at Orient Road Jail.

Clabeaux, who told deputies he didn't know the suspects or why they shot him, was taken to St. Joseph's Hospital were he remained today in critical condition