Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
Sloppy cheating jobs
If u going to cheat why be sloppy
Make sure u cover your tracks,
Girls suppose to be the best at cheating
I guess times are changing cuz bitches keep
Getting busted by me ;-)
Here's a few excuses a chick try to use on me
10pm i'm going in the shower I'll call u when I get out
Then u don’t here from her ass till the next morning at 10am then she's mad at me cuz I have no reason to be mad, chick I have known u for how long, your ass don’t fuckin sleep ,her ass is up watching me when I'm sleeping trying to read my thoughts on some physco shit lol
this was a good one,she fell asleep in the tub and by the time she woke up it was to late to call me, how come your ass didn’t drown chick!
Women always quick to say they cant find a good man but when they have one they don’t know how to act I guess woman are just like men this time around whatever happen to keeping it real I would expect a woman to be honest about there shit so they wont get caught up but I guess its harder for them when I'm the so call boyfriend
Ok I'm done just had to get that of my chest have a great day every one
You’re Too Old To Still Want A Thug
Today when you’re at lunch, walking through your local office park look around the eating area. I’ll bet you’ll see a woman reading a piece of urban lit, True to the Game 3, Bad Girlz 4 Life or any other novel written by someone fresh out of jail. Woman like thugs, d-boys and men with bullet holes or stab wounds etched on there skin. I think for the hope of one day having their life resemble one of their favorite books with out the bloody ending. Yet in the age of straight legged jeans and big man scarfs is the thug still appealing or is his sex appeal starting to sag?
Style - As complicated as woman are, they are the simple at the same time. A tattoo, a wife beater and a pair of Jordans can make a woman gush with moisture. An oversized Yankee fitted hat covering the brow can automatically make a man marriage material.
Talk - Broken grammar, slang and curse words can make a woman feel like she’s living on the edge. The risk of losing it all drives her to give more. All for the love of the challenge.
But, the most important reason woman still dig the thug, is because most thugs know how to FCK. We are not talking about makin love, going downtown or whispering sweet nothing in her ear. We are talking about spankings, hair pulling, choking, and calling her dirty names during the act. Its rough, mildly painful and highly enjoyable and may happen anywhere.
Good sex can make a woman put up with loudness, drug paraphernalia, warrants, baby mama’s and putting stuff in their name. As long as the backstroke is there, the mind can not function right, so although thugs are going out of style, they still are a prominent force in dating.
Get off My Mommy Mr!
Just as it’s getting good, just as the a$$ smacking and hair pulling has reached its exciting peak, the kids walk in while backs are getting broken like twigs. Suddenly, Nay-Nay & Lil Man are scared of telephone poles and see visions of mommy being stabbed by a big black stick. But, what do you do when your children catch you having sex? The last thing you want is for your child to grow up scared and sexually confused because they seen mommy was blowing daddy like a Nintendo game so what do you do?
An article on MSNBC states that you should clarify things, by using words and feelings, words like:
‘This is somebody I love. This is somebody I can see as my happily-ever-after person’ put it into context so he knows it was not something done casually.” (If it was casual, this is much more problematic.) It’s important for his mother to be a parent, not a best friend, not to share too much information, but she can have an open dialogue.
Unfortunately, we live in the age of jump offs and bust it babies so you chances of someone being the happily ever after person are slim to none. You may even want to have your significant other speak to your child, but how would you feel looking at the man who stuck his 3rd leg up their mother’s a*s?
Another important thing is letting the child know that they are the most important person in your life. Because many times we tend to place our children second to things that may or may not be more important, like work, doctor appointments and first dates.
In closing the most important thing you should take from this article… buy locks for your doors.
Friday, August 1, 2008
Inside the Mind of a Cheating Man
Have you ever wondered what goes through the mind of a guy who cheated on his girlfriend/wife? Well today in this blog I’m going to let you know the thought process of cheating on your girl or wife. If he’s good you’ll never find out, if he’s not you’ll find out sooner than either of you want. Get ready to enter the mind of a man.
First let me just say cheating can be different things but for the sake of this blog I’m referring to sleeping with someone else. As a man I can’t sleep with anyone unless they let me, so some where in my twisted mind was never my fault when I did decided to cheat. Here is what I think
I need to make sure that I won’t get caught and my girl will never find out so I ask myself a few things
Will her and my girl ever cross paths?
Does she hang anywhere my girl hang?
Are they from the same town?
I’m trying to do as little as possible with this other woman because I love my girl, so what does this other woman want me to do since she gave me some?
Do I have to call her?
Does she expect me to take her out?
Can I get away with a bunch of Blockbuster nights?
Does she know I have a girl?
We don’t really want to lie, so the best girls to cheat with are the ones who know you’re cheating.
If she doesn’t know, you have to ask yourself, How believable is my lie?
Is she cuter than my girl/wife?
It doesn’t really matter if she’s giving it up, but the cuter she is the more risk we’ll take.
If she’s cuter we’ll lie if we have too, say what we’ll have too, and do what we have to in order to “seal the deal”
If she’s not the other woman will just have to get it when we can give it. [Which most of the time is why men get caught sleeping with the ugly one. Because we get sloppy since we don't give a damn
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