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4 Reasons Older Women Are Better Than Younger Women

Here are a few benefits of dating older women.


Older Women Want It More - While young women are nice and tight, older women do more w/ their sexuality. A woman reaches her sexual peak around the age of 30 so she’s more likely to teach you a few things, and be able to match a younger man’s hunger in the bedroom. She’ll have him doing things he’ll be embarrassed to tell his homeboys

What They Want - An older woman is more likely to accept being a “bust it baby” If you’re up front with an older female she’ll be down for anything, because she knows what she wants, if its just sex it’s just sex, if she is looking for a relationship then more than likely she’ll school him on how to get in the heads of the younger women in his life.

Sugar Mama - An older woman will take care of her man like Momma. I hear from guys all the time they their near 40 woman bought him this, or purchase that. Plus she is more likely to understand that you have to build a man, and help him achieve the goals she looks for in a man. He brings the raw talent and she’ll mold him into the soldier he was already and just hasn’t discovered yet.

Bonus - She also likes porn, finally understand his favorite sports and gives some of the best head to go along with the best home cooked meals since a man has left home.

Cooking Plate

Cooking for one can at times be obnoxious. In part because, despite the fact that it’s just you, you still use a ton of dishes. Just making eggs alone, most use a small bowl to crack the eggs into, then the frying pan and spatula, and finally the plate and silverware. A quick and easy meal turns into a heap of dishes you’re stuck dealing with later. Well this new design makes an attempt to cut down on the dishes used.

Just cook your food directly on the plate and then once it’s done, you can eat it directly on the plate itself. Which at least cuts out having to wash a frying pan. It’d also save you on the water bill, since you have less dishes to clean. It would be naive to believe that this gadget could replace the need for an oven entirely. It could cook things that you would put in a frying pan, but some foods you need more than that. It also wouldn’t work well for large families. However, it’s perfect for those that are single (and like to keep your meals simple), as well as college students. It’d also make it so you could cook directly from your desk, if you so chose.

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Suffolk parents arrested, charged in baby's death

The parents of an 11-month-old girl who died last month have been arrested and charged with murder in her death.

Linwood Jones Jr. and Shawntay Jones, both 25, were arrested Monday night and charged with one count of murder each, according to a city news release.

Grand Jury indictments were sought after the Office of the Medical Examiner determined that the girl, Zanya K. Jones, died of dehydration and malnutrition because of medical and nutritional neglect, the city said.

Just before 3:30 p.m. on Dec. 1, paramedics found the girl cold and unresponsive inside a home in the 600 block of Third Ave. The home did not have running water or a working refrigerator.

The parents told police they had last checked on the child at 7 a.m.

Two other children, ages 3 and 4, were taken from the home by Child Protective Services because of unsanitary conditions.

When the parents appeared in court in December on felony abuse and neglect charges, a prosecutor said the child had not eaten in at least a day or two.

The parents are being held in the Western Tidewater Regional Jail, the city said