Monday, July 28, 2008

3 Reasons Hoodrats Destroy Your World


A while back, I spoke about females who still date thugs. So today I would like to flip the script and talk about grown men who still date hoodrats. You know that girl who is loud and obnoxious for the sole reason of keeping it real. Real ignorant. I often wonder why men mess with these types of females, because men being the geniuses that we are, will also mess with a civilized woman at the same time and that’s when all hell breaks loose. And below you’ll find the top 3 problems with dating a hood rat chick

A hood rat chick has very little home training so be prepared for public arguments and embarrassing situations. She is likely to show up at your job, family cookout, or mama’s house to start a fight and trust me you don’t want this.

For some odd reason hood chicks are very fertile, so one slip or condom pop and you’ll be paying child support payments for the rest of your life to a woman you never had any intention of staying with, but that’s not really her fault now is it?

The hood chick will stoop to new lows in order to find out if you’re cheating. This means if she find out you’re cheating with a civilized business woman she’ll track her down and whoop your non-hood girls a*s from here to Afghanistan. Chances are this will end in 2 angry females calling your phone nonstop. One trying to find out why you cheated and the other trying to get you to make this hood chick stop calling her job cursing and screaming.

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