4 Women You'll Meet On Myspace

If you have a myspace page you’ve probably had someone try to holla at you or tried to holla at someone. Fact is, meeting someone online is becoming more and more acceptable. So before you start actually replying to messages or try to holla here is a list of the type of woman you can expect to meet on myspace.


The One Line Chick
This woman doesn’t have anything on her page other than pictures and quizzes. If you decide to send her a message all you’ll get in reply is an incomplete sentence or am answer to your question if you decide to entertain her and see where her head is at she’ll continue to reply to you in short answers even if she likes you back.

Profile song - Something by Lil Boosie, Uncle Murder or a song about popping the booty, using drugs or having sex.
What to expect from her - Boring conversations via messages, email and chat, but the funny thing she may be fun to hang around in person. If you get to that level with the typed slang and one word replies.


The One Line Chick
This woman doesn’t have anything on her page other than pictures and quizzes. If you decide to send her a message all you’ll get in reply is an incomplete sentence or am answer to your question if you decide to entertain her and see where her head is at she’ll continue to reply to you in short answers even if she likes you back.

Profile song - Something by Lil Boosie, Uncle Murder or a song about popping the booty, using drugs or having sex.
What to expect from her - Boring conversations via messages, email and chat, but the funny thing she may be fun to hang around in person. If you get to that level with the typed slang and one word replies.

The Cool Chick
This is the girl who is just super cool, down to earth and likes all the same things you like. She’s likely to leave her house in a scarf and flip flops and possibly uploaded pics of her making funny faces, doing something funny or just laying around the house.

Profile song - her profile song is bound to be a song that most people would like or something you never heard before bit feel I’m love with as soon as the beat drop.
What to expect from her - She will laugh with you and at you, school you to useful information and all around make you a better person.

The Single Mother

On myspace one thing you’re almost bound to meet is the single mother. Since she can’t go out on the town as much as she would like she tends to spend a lot of time on social networks. She’s probably one of the coolest females you’ll meet online. But be aware that there are different types of baby mothers. The strong mom who is doing everything she can to make sure her kids have the best life possible, the mother who is looking for someone to take her, and her kids to chuck e cheese, the broken hearted mother looking for love, and about 50 other single mother stereotypes. In a single mother you can find the love of your life, a kid you can be proud of like they were your own or you can find the biggest headache you’ll ever find.

Profile song - Lauren Hill’s Zion, Common, Jill Scott, or something else eclectic and representing her struggle. You may also hear some snap music, crunk music or Soulja Boy songs. It all depends on the type of single mother you just click on.
What to expect from her - Anything in the world. Single mothers are the most complex and diverse type of female there is. Again you may find your future wife, or you may find a woman who you hate, but just can’t shake.