Thursday, August 28, 2008

10 ways to Please your woman


10. There is probably some sort of problem, with her life, looks or you’re not giving her something she wants, if she’s not giving you what you want… SEX!!!

Know the signs, Females think and Speak to us in codes… Tell her she is Beautiful, Perfect, all that other good stuff… A female is your queen treat her like one… and Some New Shoes every now and then will never hurt.

9. She doesn’t want to have to depend on you for EVERYTHING, it might make her fell like your slave.

Let her go out w/ her friends once in a while… Give her a kiss tell her to enjoy her self and when she gets home… clean something up… doesnt matter what it is just pick something and Clean it… Let her pay for something if she offers… It’s 2006…. ask her what she wants to do…

8. She’s Cool As Hell if you don’t Lie To them, She’s not Really That Petty.

Women need a Choice, they need the option of deciding for herself… so don’t lie to her b/c if you lie she will leave you… Let her make up her own mind and give her the support she needs while she is making her decision.


7. “Fine” is not fine, when she’s getting dressed, and wondering how she looks.

Give them a compliment. And if all else fails tell her to wear the one that matches her eyes.


6. “I Luff Yoooo” hold know meaning Right before, during, or following sex.

It’s nice to hear… and we all love to say it… but Tell her that while she is changing your kids’ diaper making you dinner or just watching desperate housewives.

5. If she give’s you a taste and stays the night, then give her something to eat.

Preferably in bed. Or waiting for her when she wakes up in the morning… If you can’t cook take her out for breakfast… IHOP, Waffle House… somewhere

4. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers.

Cut your nails get MANicures… all that good stuff…. you don’t want your woman in any kind of pain…or you’ll hear it later.

3. She wants to be your Wonder Woman–and for you to recognize this.

Tell her how much she means to you often. Tell her how much her support means to you… Women don’t blame or try to out shine you… they only offer support accept it.

2. Ask her for her Opinion on something you’re doing, She’ll love it.

Men if you don’t know where your going don’t drive around aimlessly… ask for directions… You have a problem your dealing w/ don’t lock her out… ask for her advice. I know our Cave can be really comfortable but asking for her advice will let her know you believe in her and bring the 2 of you closer together.

1. When You see her, be like Chris Brown and give her a Kiss Kiss Kiss.

Kissing is becoming a lost Art… Next time you go see your Sweetie… Plant a wet one right on her kisser… Hold her, grab the back of her head… run your hand up and down her back… hug her… and then tell her you love her, you miss her… or just tell her she deserved that!.

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