Friday, August 1, 2008

Inside the Mind of a Cheating Man


Have you ever wondered what goes through the mind of a guy who cheated on his girlfriend/wife? Well today in this blog I’m going to let you know the thought process of cheating on your girl or wife. If he’s good you’ll never find out, if he’s not you’ll find out sooner than either of you want. Get ready to enter the mind of a man.

First let me just say cheating can be different things but for the sake of this blog I’m referring to sleeping with someone else. As a man I can’t sleep with anyone unless they let me, so some where in my twisted mind was never my fault when I did decided to cheat. Here is what I think

I need to make sure that I won’t get caught and my girl will never find out so I ask myself a few things

Will her and my girl ever cross paths?
Does she hang anywhere my girl hang?
Are they from the same town?
I’m trying to do as little as possible with this other woman because I love my girl, so what does this other woman want me to do since she gave me some?


Do I have to call her?
Does she expect me to take her out?
Can I get away with a bunch of Blockbuster nights?

Does she know I have a girl?

We don’t really want to lie, so the best girls to cheat with are the ones who know you’re cheating.
If she doesn’t know, you have to ask yourself, How believable is my lie?
Is she cuter than my girl/wife?

It doesn’t really matter if she’s giving it up, but the cuter she is the more risk we’ll take.
If she’s cuter we’ll lie if we have too, say what we’ll have too, and do what we have to in order to “seal the deal”
If she’s not the other woman will just have to get it when we can give it. [Which most of the time is why men get caught sleeping with the ugly one. Because we get sloppy since we don't give a damn

1 comment:

Diamond said...

Men are the worst humans around.They think they can cheat and never get caught, they crazy cuz a women is gona think something might be up if her amn acting funny. Plus if any man cheat why on Gods green earth would you cheat with an ugly girl. thats nasty. I feel that if you gona cheat you betta find someone betta than your main girl. If she a good girl you betta not cheat especially if she a hot like fire. Guys that cheats are jerks. You cant tell her that you love her n cheat on her. nott only is that wrong but disrespectful. If you gona disrespect her by cheatin on her than dont tell her you love her and get her emotions all caught up in your lil stank, cheating, hateful heart. But You know Diamonds are a girls bestfriend and ummm... maybe she might forgive you.