5. On A Boat - I would love to have sex on a boat, not a cruise liner although that’s cool too, but a regular speed boat. No one around for miles, the water rocking the boat, “my motion in the ocean” matching the real motion of the ocean. Greatness.
4. On A Bus - I’ve always fantasized about having sex on a bus. I would like for her to be bent over the back of the chair while I pound her. I’ll have her moaning and trying to find something to balance on. It might even be more fun to do it on a crowded bus. Sidenote - One night I could have sworn I saw someone getting head on the bus, but I wasn’t about to stare to find out.
3. A Fun House - What better place to finish the deal after getting some head on a Ferris wheel than the fun house? On the falling bridge, in the house of mirrors and all the other crazy rooms. Just think of revenge of the nerds.
2. A Waterfall - Under a waterfall, by a waterfall, on top of a waterfall, or near a waterfall. There is a motel in Jersey that has a room with a waterfall in it.
1. At A Game - Hit the cheap seats, on a work night and get it in! It helps if you have a team in your city that sucks. Maybe it’s just me, but I would love to have sex at a basketball game, baseball game or football game.
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