The Biggest Lie Told by Women

Women have a new number one lie, and it’s sweeping the nation. This lie has topped: “I gotta man”, “Sure I’m going to call you” and even “this is my real hair”. The new number one lie told by females is, “I got the bomb @ss pu$$y, and you wouldn’t know what to do w/ it” Really?!? Females have now taking over the role of lying on their goodies and I’m not going to take it anymore.


I kid you not I’ve heard that line from the last 10 women I’ve been with and out of the ten only 2 have had some good twat. Now if women believe all men say they have a big d!ck, I say all women say they have good pu$$y. Newsflash, we only tell you that because we want to bust a nut again and telling you the truth will block that from happening… At least with you.

I’ve heard the tales of how women have these men running back to them, of how she got this for doing that and even “you can throw my pussy in the air and it will turn to sunshine.” Yeah right. There was only a few times in my life where I stuck it in and was helpless but to repeat OMG over and over again. Maybe that’s why the majority of my google traffic comes in from women googling “How Do You Know You got Good P*ssy”

But, be happy, b/c true good cooch is a curse, it will take over all rational thoughts in your head, it will start to think for you. When the lights need to be paid the vagina will debo the brain for control of the body and you’ll end up sleeping w/ Joe Sixpack to get the lights paid. The same goes for rent, the car note and those new boots that YoYo had on at the Negro Awards. Yeah I said YoYo

But unlike Good d*ck good V.J.J. loses it’s goodness with-in a few years. The water runs dry, the tightness leaves, the warmth gets a little bit colder on the D. So, when your ocean waves no longer pound the shore like they once did take it easy and understand that it’s alright to have regular @$$ pu$$y.