HOW TO TRAIN YOUR BALLER THE JACKIE CHRISTIE WAY

A lot of ladies complain about their man cheating or disrespecting them. Below are some tips on how to train your baller the Jackie Christie way. He never cheats and he does exactly what she says.

Rule #1

Follow the bus on team trips and make sure he talks to you the whole entire time.

- Jackie often follows behind the team's bus on road trips, talking to Doug on his cellphone until they reach their destination. - NewYork Times
Rule #2

Do not let your baller do interviews with females unless you are present.
- Jackie insists on accompanying her husband when he is being interviewed by certain female reporters. - NewYork Times
Rule #3

Demand a separate locker room if females have access.

- After his wife expressed uneasiness about female Toronto Raptors staff members having access to the players' locker room, Doug dressed in a separate locker room. - New York TimesRule #4

NEVER NEVER NEVER let another female touch him - even if he is choking and turning green.


Rule #5

If you see his other teammates doing something - snitch and tell their wives so they can be miserable too.

Rule #6

Make sure he marries you every year.
- The couple re-marry every year on their wedding anniversary, complete with guests and festivities. - NewYork Times
Rule #7

Make him walk with his head down like a hoe.

- With few exceptions, Doug does not look at other women, avoiding dialogue or eye contact. Jackie explains, "Doug is allowed to look at females. I would prefer he didn't." - NewYork Times