How to be the Other Man

Shhh Be Quiet

When you’re with her and her phone rings, be quiet. If this other relationship is found out, she will always pick her man over the other dude regardless, if you’re better in bed, better with conversation or better at getting the plastic off of dvd cases. So, the last thing you want to do is make it known to her man that his chick is cheating on him.

Mainly because:

the sex only relationship will stop.
she might leave him for you, then you will have to do more than just have sex.
if she cheated on him, she’ll cheat on you.
Strap Up

If she is cheating, chances are he is cheating as well. How else do you think she has so much time on her hands? You don’t want to risk catching the “Ron Mexico” and pissing out flames. One wrong dip and you can find yourself swimming in an ocean of him, her, her, and maybe even another him. (You saw trapped in the closet)

Leaving Nothing For CSI

Please remember to get all of your stuff before you leave. The last thing you want is for her man to start playing CSI and finding timberland boot prints on the carpet, hand prints on her booty, or even worst… 7th grade style hickies on her chest. Ladies, I don’t know why we do this but sometimes a light goes off in our head that says “I’m going to leave a mark on her body.” It’s a dumb idea I know, but us men have all done it before. Next thing you know you’re dipping like Theo was from Cliff on the Cosby show, when he got his ear pierced trying to hide a red mark on your body.

The L Word

We all know men are the new females. That’s why the last thing a man must do is use the L word. She doesn’t love you, you don’t love her so don’t even go into that territory. If she loved you, you wouldn’t be the other man, you would be the man. She likes you, probably loves the things you do to her, but she loves her man more. Using the L word is a chick move don’t do it in a sex only relationship.