Imagine waking up next to someone who had the nose of Jay-Z, hair like Brandy, and mouth like the Crypt Keeper and knowing exactly how you got there. You willingly dealt with an ugly person just so your friend can have their way with the extremely attractive friend. It's called "taking one for the team."
We've all done it before and we really don't mind. Nothing is forcing us to share our bed with the ugly friend but what bothers me is when the ugly friend does not know you're only entertaining their conversation so your friend can close the deal with their friend. I know a woman who looks like Jason Vorhee's without the mask, yet she always has a fly dude on her arm. It's this reason that her confidence is through the roof and she blast dudes for not liking her. What she doesn't know is that all the men she does get, is only because her best friend is a super model whose looks are amplified by having the female Jason following her around.
We have to stop the practice of gassing the heads of ugly people for the benefits of our friends. I say our friends are grown, they can jump in the pit of wolfs, cougars and salty friends to get what they want. No need for us to hold their hand and distract the ugly friend from hating. So from here on out, I am no longer taking one for the team!
Have you ever dealt with the ugly friend for the sake of a your friend?
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