If she smells like sanitation garbage, I’ll turn like door knobs. All women face the problem of having the fishy woo woo at some point in there life. Whether it’s after a day at the gym, a hot summer’s day or just because she failed to wash herself properly. It’s embarrassing when it smells during sex, and frustrating to us men.
Vaginal odor is a natural thing, but when she starts smelling like the garbage at red lobster there is a major problem which may even be caused by a STD. What surprises me most about this topic is that 9 times out of 10 women don’t recognize they smell like “Finding Nemo” and they still expect oral sex. I like seafood as much as the next man, but when it smells like trout I get out.
How do you tell a woman, you care about enough to have sex with that her smell is not appealing. If you have a rational women you should be able to just come straight out and tell her she stinks. But, if you’re not that blunt there are subtle things you can do to make her aware of the problem.
1) Dip & Sniff – This is when you get a bit of the smell on your finger and place it near her nose so she can smell herself. If her face tightens up then you can ease into a conversation about her vaginal hygiene.
2) Soaps and Body Sprays – Although nothing is worst than covering up a stink with floral scent if you purchase enough smell goods eventually she’ll get the point and ask herself is he trying to tell me something?
3) Stop – If all else fails the only thing left, is to stop having sexual intercourse with her. She’ll be left wondering why and knowing females she’ll ask why haven’t the 2 of you been intimate with each other. When you start the conversation please remember to use kid gloves.
How Do You Handle Fishy Woo Woo?
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