Monday, November 17, 2008

4 Things She Won't Tell Him

A woman will never cease to surprise you, with some random fact about herself that you will not know until she springs it on you. Although they might not apply to all women the following secrets about female behavior does apply to most women. Get ready to be shocked.


She’s Crazy - I believe that 90% of women are crazy, sure she seems sane, normal and like a good wholesome girl who just likes to do things filmed in porn, but she’s crazy. Try this test with a women, jokingly tell her you want to sleep with her friend. Sure she’ll laugh with you, and while she’s laughing I can guarantee she’ll say the following thing. “I’ll cut your d*ck off” or “I’ll kill you” it may sound like a joke, but she’s dead serious. Cheat on her and you can put money on her doing something to get you back. You might not ever know she got some sort of revenge, but know she got you back.

Running Red Lights - It’s not all bad, and as disgusting as this may sound we all did it before. Women like period sex. When females are “on the red”, “have company” or an “aunt in town” they are the most horny and her motto is “if you can go through mud you can go through blood”. As long as you’re clean showered up and willing more than likely she is too. I once had a woman trick me into this and I damn near killer her. Ladies be sure to let a dude know you’re on the red if you plan on doing him dirty.

The Facebook Factor - If you ever been on facebook then you know all about poking. Females don’t really like fingers. When pleasing a woman with your hands she really doesn’t like being fingered. More than likely she prefers rubbing and stimulation of the cl*t. Poking does nothing for her.

She’s Down To Try - In all my interaction with women I find that most women want to be with another woman. Either they kissed a girl, want to go down on a girl or want a girl to go down on them. Now if it’s not that extreme for you or your girl. Chances are she’s willing to try new and exotic things in her sex life. She just won’t bring it up or talk about it because guys are dumb and think that a woman wanting to do things other than the normal sexual acts are… Well I won’t go there, but you get my drift.

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