How To Pull Off A One Night Stand

Many of you may have experienced the feeling of just getting home from a one night stand after one too many to drink last night. In todays world the rolls seem to have changed. So I’m dishing the ins and outs of the One Night Stand.


More and more females actually prefer the one nighters over the long term commitment. It’s less hassle. Dudes are the new females, they are spending more time trying to look good, more time worrying about which fitter matches their dress shirt and more time whining about why their shorty won’t spend time with them.

One reason for this change is that females are about business and they don’t want the drama that follows with giving a dude the goods. Where were you at? What’s my ringtone, why does he have the new T-Pain song for his ringer, when am I going to see you again and my personal favorite… Did you cum too?

But dudes are still the champions of the one night stands. We specialize in the hit her and quit hers. I’m a bit concerned on the mental effect this might have on a women. Specially if her head was gassed with pipe dreams of a relationship, a picket fence and endless shots of 5 dollars marked up, watered down patron from the bar.

Rules To One Night Stands.

Be Up Front - You don’t want the drama, and you don’t want to have to hit the ignore button on your phone 50 times in an hour so tell the truth about what you want.

Mind Sex - If you are a one night stand you want to be embedded in her memory forever!! So be sure to put it down so she’ll wish she was sleep just so she can dream about you later. If you’re good you might be able to upgrade to a Buck Fuddy

Catch 22 - All one nighters should come with a rematch clause in it, you know when you bump into them at the club again after not returning the call. The rematch thus starts from there. So buy more drinks catch up on each other’s life since you’ve last seen each other and do it all again.

Have You Been a One Night Stand Before? How Did It make You Feel?