Friday, February 27, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
50 Reasons Men Ain't...
1.He openly flirts with other women in front of his girlfriend
2.He tells everybody he doesn’t have a girl even though he’s driving her car, living in her house and wearing the Jordan’s she purchased for him
3.He’ll still try to have sex with a woman, even though he slept with some chick earlier that day
4.He can’t last more than 2 minutes
5.He never tries to please his woman during sex
6.He can’t eat coochie
7.He can’t keep a job
8.He has numerous kids that he doesn’t take care of
9.He can’t fix a flat tire
10.He sags his pants
.He’s a bigger b!tch than her pet Shitzu, named Swaglicious
.He think his sh!t don’t stink
.Because his chain, watch and earrings are fake
.He will use his girlfriends phone to call another chick
.He beats his women
.He still sells drugs
.His nuts stink and he still expects head
.He ask you out on a date and expect you to go dutch
.He wants ass on the first night
.He gets ass on the first night, and couldn’t last longer than 4 pumps
.His peen won’t stay hard
.He will call your phone 100 times in a row looking for you
.He cheated on you, and now he’s calling you crying and makes threats about killing himself
.He’ll bust in a chicks mouth after promising he’ll let her know when he’s about to cum
.He will have sex with another chick in his main chicks house
.He treats his jump off better than his main chick
.His feet stink
.He doesn’t read books
.He grabs butts while he’s in the club
.He is always trying to fight everyone
.He listens to trap music
.He has been with his lady for years and never once thought about marriage
.He comes home smelling like alcohol and tries to have sex
.He has no clue his lady is cheating on him
.He has no clue his lady is cheating on him and knows he’s sleeping with someone else but doesn’t care because she’s sleeping with his best friend
.He spends more time on the block then at work, taking care of his children or other household man deeds
.He gets mad when a lady won’t holla back at him and calls her out her name for not replying to his weak game
.His peen is small
.His peen is huge, but he doesn’t know how to use it
he doesn’t pay his women any attention, and when he does its only to start an argument.
.He doesn’t know how to tie a necktie
.He expects his lady to be picture perfect while his gut looks like he’s in his 3rd trimester
.He has a penis
.He buys one drink at the club and sips it all night
.He cares more about his rap career than his chick
.His idea of a great date is McDonalds, Waffle House, or the Diner
.He never does anything he says he will
.He will never lay in the wet spot
.He will continue to flirt and try to holla years after the relationship is over
.He’s still sleeping with his baby mother
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
30 Reasons Some Women Ain't....
Sh!t. Women are like gremlins they are warm, fuzzy and cuter than anything you have ever seen, but there comes a moment when that once cute and lovable creature turns into a monster. Hence my need to write this post, while not aimed at all women, just some… Some of y’all ain’t S H I T.
1.Now ladies, I’m sure you have at least one friend who you will never leave around your man, sure you love her to death but you don’t trust that trick around your man. Because you know she will suck him dry, ride him like the L train and probably lick his a$$ first chance she can. Here are some quick reasons why SOME women ain’t S H I T.
2.They don’t appreciate anything done for them - You know those chicks who get tons of gifts and think it’s all about them. No shorty the world does not revolve around you. Say thank you sometime
3.The number of men she doesn’t count, is higher than the number of men she does count. Still some of y’all dude need to step ya game up and make sure you get added to the list.
4.She expects him to over tip, while she never even once reaches for her wallet.
5.She leaves her kids,with the baby sitter for days at a time, when she told the sitter she would only be gone for a few hours.
6.She has more than 2 baby daddies who all know each other and were once friends before she stepped into the picture.
7.She spends her child support check on designer shoes, rather than stuff for the kids.
8.She had more latex in her cooch than Lifestyles has in at least 2 condom factories.
9.Her sex number has more digits than her phone number.
10.Sex on the first night is mandatory with her.
She buys designer clothes and brings them back to the store after she wears them.
She goes to a dudes house, just so she can scan his home, and send her goons back to rob the place.
She’s on welfare, and makes no attempt to get a job, rather her plan to gaining success involves poking hole in condoms and meeting a ball player.
She can’t cook, but has a drawer full of menus from every food joint within 20 miles of her house.
Swallowing nut is a weekly ritual.
She thinks she might have an STD, but she is still sleeping around with random dudes.
Her panties have white stains in the crotch area
She will openly tell a dude she’s all about the money and if he ain’t got none he needs not holla.
immediately after sex, she mentions her light bill, car note or other random bill.
Her phone is in her kids name.
Her children are named after rappers, fashion designers, liquor or a something she made up by combining two or more of her favorite things. Example: Louvu’nay
If you liked the name Louvu’nay
Her name ends in an Sha’
If she has no real ideas of her own, but wants to do everything her friends do. Her friend goes to nurse school, she goes to nurse school. Or worst she’ll steal her man’s job.
She slept her way to the top of her profession and doesn’t think twice about it
She has to sleep with men to pay her bills, not to be confused with giving a man some after he loans you money… there is nothing wrong with that. GRATITUDE.
She wears sneakers.
Every photo on her myspace page is a picture of her with her butt facing the camera and her face turned around with a smile.
She goes to the club with no money whatsoever, yet leaves drunk every single time she goes out.
She has a vagina.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Goldstriker’s iPhone 3G
Hardly a day passes when we don’t see a phone encrusted with precious gemstones. Goldstriker is a name that keeps hitting the news headlines for that reason time and again. Once again, taking the roller-coaster ride of opulence to new heights, the UK-based manufacturer has introduced its latest customized iPhone 3G adorned with precious stones like Swarovski crystals and sapphire for the well heeled. The luxury phone comes with a bezel painted in 18 carat white gold and 124 Swarovski crystals etched on it. The navigation key is also sophisticatedly decorated with white gold, 28 clear Swarovski crystals and a deep blue sapphire. As you know, the hand tailored devices bejeweled with gems like Swarovski crystals and sapphires don’t come cheap; therefore, it will cost you £1,395 (approx. $ 1,968).
Arlington father could face capital murder charge in infant's death
ARLINGTON -- A 3-month-old baby, who officials said was abused by her father, died Saturday at a Fort Worth hospital.
Trinity Victoria died at 3:20 p.m. from blunt force trauma of the head, according to the Tarrant County Medical Examiner. They haven’t ruled on her manner of death.
Police arrested her father, Michael Victoria Jr., 24, Jan. 29 on suspicion of serious bodily injury to a child after authorities were contacted by the medical staff at Cook Children's Medical Center, said Lt. Blake Miller, police spokesman.
Victoria Jr. was released on $35,000 bond Feb. 2. Arlington detectives and the Tarrant County District Attorney's Office are reviewing the case to determine if the charge will be upgraded to capital murder, Arlington police spokeswoman Tiara M. Ellis said Monday.
According to a police report, an emergency crew responding to a 911 call on Jan. 28 found Trinity not breathing.
Investigators subsequently obtained enough information to arrest Victoria, Miller said. Detectives, medical personnel and Child Protective Services workers made the determination that the child's injuries were consistent with physical abuse, Miller said.
According to jail records, Victoria was arrested at an apartment complex in the 1500 block of Clover Hill Road, which is also the address the medical examiner listed as Trinity’s home location.
He is no longer in jail, according to electronic court records.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
6 Reasons why He's A 2 Min Man
Because he doesn’t care.
One of the most common reasons men cum fast is doesn’t care if she has pleased or not. If a dude is just looking to get a nut he is going to do just that get a nut. If she reaches an orgasm in the process all is well and fine if not oh well better luck next time. This usually happens during jump off situations, when a dude is cheating and he is extremely comfortable and just knows his girl is not leaving because she love his lame pipe laying behind.
It’s been a while.
Men say: You this never happens to me right? Women say: It happens to the best of them champ. Fact is if a guy has not been having sex in a while he is more likely to ejaculate prematurely, leaving the girl he waited months to sleep with disappointed and adding his name to her do not count list. If this is the case the guy is going to go the extra mile to make it up to his woman. He might go down or put in the effort next go round to provide the pipe laying of the super mario bros., joe the plumber and fat booty crack showing white men all over the globe. Ladies please note if he is whack the second time around he just cannot poke his way out of a wet paper bag.
He’s Nervous
Woman can be intimidating. There is a lot of pressure during sex, especially if a man is trying to please a woman. It becomes to much pressure that he cannot do anything, but rinse her insides with baby batter.
It’s been a while.
Men say: You this never happens to me right? Women say: It happens to the best of them champ. Fact is if a guy has not been having sex in a while he is more likely to ejaculate prematurely, leaving the girl he waited months to sleep with disappointed and adding his name to her do not count list. If this is the case the guy is going to go the extra mile to make it up to his woman. He might go down or put in the effort next go round to provide the pipe laying of the super mario bros., joe the plumber and fat booty crack showing white men all over the globe. Ladies please note if he is whack the second time around he just cannot poke his way out of a wet paper bag.
He’s Nervous
Woman can be intimidating. There is a lot of pressure during sex, especially if a man is trying to please a woman. It becomes to much pressure that he cannot do anything, but rinse her insides with baby batter.
He Wanted It Too Much
You’ve spent weeks talking on the phone, chatting about sex and getting to know each other. The two of you talked about how he was going to drill you like a Texan oil man drills for oil. She told him she can take the D, like a stick up kid takes chains, wallets and the money from a corner store. Yet, when the time comes he bust faster than a Chris Brown, Rhianna Rumor, on MTO. It’s because he wanted it too bad, it might not have a thing to do with him being able to hang. He simply was excited and could not control himself.
I know the women might be pissed when a dude reaches his climax too quickly, but at least now you have a guide of why a dude might of super soaked you quicker than you would have wanted.
Pandora Gaming Console
Remember the Pandora open source handheld gaming console? Well after a long wait, it looks like the portable gaming system is getting closer to production from the looks of this revised design rendering I spotted over on the Open Pandora blog.While the design hasn’t changed dramatically from the original renders, there have been some notable refinements. For starters, the keyboard has improved ergonomics, with rounded edges and better spacing between the keys. Power and volume controls have been moved to opposite ends of the console (presumably to decrease the likelihood of accidental power-offs). Another subtle change is the rounding of square corners on both the display and the case. And yes, the serif font on those keys is just a placeholder, and will probably change before the final production run.
And if you have any doubts that the Pandora is for real, here’s a recent video of a working prototype running Ångström Linux on its sharp 800 x 480 4.3″ LCD touchscreen.
Teen Arrested For Chucking Mom's Cat Out Window
YONKERS, N.Y. (WPIX) -- Police in Yonkers say 18-year-old Shaman Irvin picked up his mom's cat and threw it out a 14th-story window, ultimately killing the four-legged animal.According to the Westchester SPCA, police responded to a call of a cat thrown from an apartment window Thursday. They took the body as evidence and two days later, arrested Irvin and charged him with aggravated cruelty to animals.
When Irvin was asked why he did it, he allegedly told police he "hates cats."
A building employee told cops that when the cat landed, it took a couple of steps, keeled over and died.
According to SPCA Chief Ken Ross, the suspect told cops he became angry when the non-neutered male sprayed in the apartment as he was trying to clean up.
Irwin was arraigned Monday in Yonkers Court.
The charge of aggravated cruelty to animals is a felony and carries as much as two years in prison, if convicted.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
No More DS Lite Onyx
We know that massive layoffs are happening all over the world, and no country is immune, but to see Nintendo drop one of its hardware is pretty surprising. Word has it that the DS Lite Onyx will be the first of its generation to be removed completely from the lineup, leaving us to wonder whether that is a precedent for other colors especially when the newer DSi is being prepped for an European and American release in the near future. Another way of looking at this rumor would be to purchase as many DS Lite Onyx as possible, hoarding them until they stop production. Who knows? It might end up rare in the near future where you can then trade it for inflation-eaten dollars.
Trial Starts for Memphis Girl Charged in Mother's Death
MEMPHIS, TN - Noura Jackson was 18 when her mother was murdered in their East Memphis home on June 5, 2005.
Memphis Police say 39 year-old Jennifer Jackson had been stabbed more than 50 times. There were signs, say investigators, that Jackson fought back against her assailant.
When Noura was taken in for questioning, she had a cut on one of her hands that homicide detectives say would be consistent with someone who was holding a knife during an attack.
She claimed she cut herself at a festival on June 3rd. But at least two witnesses who saw her the following day told police they saw no cuts on the young woman's hands.
Noura Jackson was arrested and charged with first degree murder four months after her mother's killing. Now age 21, she's been in jail awaiting trial for the past three years.
On Monday, February 9, 2009, jury selection begins. The defense is expected to try and blame the crime on another person. Prosecutors will examine Jackson's strained relationship with her mother in the months leading up to the killing
Rihanna cooperates with cops case against boyfriend Chris Brown
R&B star Rihanna is cooperating with investigators building a domestic violence case against her boyfriend, the singer Chris Brown. A police source said that the 20-year-old Barbados- born performer, whose full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty, was providing "ongoing" cooperation to detectives who booked Brown on Sunday on suspicion of making criminal threats against her.
An altercation with Brown early Sunday morning after a pre-Grammy Awards party left Rihanna with what police called "visible injuries," including what a police source described as bruises and a scratch on her face.
She was treated at a "major medical facility," a police source said.
Brown, a 19-year-old who has a double-platinum record, fled before officers arrived.
But he surrendered at the LAPD's Wilshire Station about 6:30 p.m. Sunday, and, after being questioned, was booked on suspicion of making a felony criminal threat, said Officer Karen Smith.
"At the time the case is presented to the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office, additional charges may be filed," police said in a statement.
Brown posted $50,000 bail and was released at 8:35 p.m. Sunday, authorities said.
Brown and Rihanna were both nominated -- neither won Grammys -- and both were scheduled to perform at the awards presentation, but neither attended the ceremony.
The fight occurred in Hancock Park, where Brown had stopped a rented Lamborghini he was driving. The luxury car has been impounded because the alleged assault may have begun in the vehicle, a police source said.
The makers of Doublemint gum Monday backed away from an endorsement deal with Brown, saying it was suspending advertising featuring the entertainer until his current legal troubles are resolved.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
8 Great Valentine's Gift For Men
Some of you may know, but if you don’t my last name is Valentine. No really my legal last name is Valentine, and every year I get this same question from women. What do you get a guy for Valentine’s day. Here are a few ideas on what gifts to give your dude for Valentine’s Day.
When you think about Valentine’s day you think of balloons, heart shaped boxes of candy and flowers, but those gifts don’t really go well for a man. Imagine a man walking down the street with a blue heart shaped balloon. Not a good look. Give him this:
Upgrade His Cable Package: Most cable companies, offer the first 6 months for free, so if you’re living with your Valentine’ simply call up the cable or sattelite company and upgrade your package. Men love sports and porn so give him a gift he’ll appreciate.
Take Him Out To Dinner: I know most men take women out to eat or to a show or some sort, but isn’t he giving you a gift as well? Doesn’t he normally treat you to a nice night out on the town? Well this day show you love him by returning the favor. I know a lot of chicks feel like they should never have to come out of their pocket, but trust men appreciate being treated too.
Cook For Him Naked: Nothing says love like skin, so put on your best fuck me pumps and walk into the kitchen. Have him sit down somewhere and watch you cook completely in the nude. Dinner might not get done but hey at least the two of you will have a blast, in more ways than one if you’re lucky. Bring Whipped Cream
Gadgets: Knowing your man is important, so if he’s a gadget freak what’s better than electronics? Flat Screens are not that expensive anymore, and if not a new tv then get him something to make his life easier.
Buy Yourself Something Nice: Don’t feel like going all out on him, well go all out for him. Buy a sex outfit and let him put it on you, and let him take it off of you. If my lady walked into the room wearing only what the chick above has on… I won’t need to leave the house all weekend. Besides wouldn’t you much rather go shopping for yourself?
Video Games: Most men love video games, and I know they can be a bit expensive, but I’m sure he’ll more than buy it back within a few months your relationship. If he’s giving the pipe right doesn’t he deserve it?
Clean Up For Him: The majority of men do not clean like a woman does, so put on something sexy like a wife beater or nothing at all, and clean his house or apartment. Hell even if your man is extremely clean, help him clean his house, wash his clothes and rearrange his porn collection.
Tickets To The Game: When all else fails, buy him tickets to the game. Basketball season is on and popping and march madness is right around the corner. If he’s a sports fan you can’t go wrong there.
Asteroid PC
Ever wish your desktop looked a little more out-of-this-world? Here’s a DIY case mod that will launch your PC into space.
Project Asteroid started out as a wholly unremarkable Yeong Yang A-101 microATX case. Stripped of its “unscrewable parts,” re-clad in Styrofoam, Claycrete, and paint, and outfitted with alien-green accents, it now looks truly extraterrestrial.
Ready to send your boring-by-comparison case to the moon? Visit Mashie Design to view detailed step-by-step process shots and a full how-to.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Marvell Billups, 26, shot outside his Cleveland apartment; dispute may have been over Xbox game
CLEVELAND — The sister of a 26-year-old man shot dead early Thursday in the hallway of his Garden Valley Estates home believes he was killed for an Xbox game. Marvell Billups died at 4:50 a.m. at MetroHealth Medical Center after being shot in the head about an hour earlier at the housing complex at East 79th Street and Kinsman Road.
Cleveland Police said they have not identified a suspect or a motive in the killing.
Billups 22-year-old sister, Matina, said her brother had stopped by her apartment earlier and she gave him a plate of spaghetti. He said he would eat it upstairs in an apartment he shares with their brother.
"He walked out the door and went up the stairs," she said. "The next thing I heard was a shot and the plate of spaghetti hit the ground."
She ran out and found in the hallway.
Matina Billups said neighbors told her that a local boy had been talking about killing her brother because of a dispute over an Xbox game.
"The boy said that my brother wasn't going to be walking these streets much longer," she said. "They said it was over an Xbox game, I didn't know he had an Xbox game."
Matina Billups said since her mother died in 2005 and her father left, Marvell Billups has been the man of the house.
"He helped raise us," she said. "He took care of me and my 3-year-old daughter, Mikeonna, and our brother. He was a good brother. Anything any of us needed, he was there."
She said Marvell Billups was taking classes to get his high school equivalency diploma.
Friday, February 6, 2009
8 Ways Your Relationship Can Die
We’ve all had to end a relationship before, either on good terms or bad, but have you ever stopped to think about what it is that killed your once blooming love? Some people place blame on others, never stopping to realize that there has been relationship killers around them the whole time.
Life - A person’s own life can be a major factor in ending a relationship. A lot of times we jump into a relationship when we are not mentally or emotionally ready to be involved with someone, because we found a chick with a fatty or a man with a nice body and good job. All the while our own money issues, and living conditions don’t permit us with the mind frame to provide the sort of attention your mate may need.
Friends and Family - Another sure fire relationship killer are your friends and family. It could be the single girlfriend who is always dragging you along to the club or your cousin who keeps dragging you into his lies in order to save his relationships. They say birds of a feather flock together… Now while I do believe that going out with your friends once in a while is needed, its another thing to go to the club every weekend in your shortest dress. Friends can also kill a relationship directly too, but trying to find out if all the praise that you give your lover is true or not. Curiosity killed the cat, and your friends killed your relationship.
That Person Who Just Won’t Give Up: We all have one, hell we might even be that person who just will always try to holla regardless of if you’re in the relationship or not. This person is almost bound to do something that will destroy your relationship either by leaving a comment on your myspace page, sending you a text at the wrong time or by bumping into you while you’re with your boo.
grind your teeth or burp in public without caring it’s just a matter of time before this once cute habit becomes the reason your relationship is dead. Also if you have a hobby that takes up a lot of your time your boo might want to spend more time with you and will be unable to because you’re strumming away at rock band or guitar hero topless at all hours of the night. If your boo leaves you for your hobby, they shouldn’t have been your boo, but it happens.
Ambition: Different strokes are for different folks, and while your ex might have liked you being home all day while they paid the bills your new lover might think you’re a lazy bastard for wanting to stay home all day. Career goals are a leading killer of all relationships. I once had a girlfriend who complained about her job every day, but she never tried to find another one or to advance her position. It ended up, being the end of us.
Space: If you’re apartment is small it might not be a good idea to move in or spend a lot of time at this person’s house. People get tired of each other very fast, and no one wants to be boo’d up on a twin bed night after night.
Style: This is the trap, you meet someone in their Sunday’s best and after a while you realize that you don’t like the way this person’s dresses. Or the short shirt she wore when he met her suddenly is no longer acceptable now that she is his. I’m a firm believer of choosing the right person for you. If you feel like this person is the one for you, and they do something you don’t like then you need to change yourself to accept them for who they are. Who knows this person might even change themselves for you.
Cheating: Based off a few of the polls .com we’ve understand that it’s hard for people to be with only one person. I believe that in order to stop cheating you have to have had hurt someone you really cared about. It’s sort of shock treatment. Despite the feelings a person may or may not have had, they still tend to cheat or flirt with other people, regardless of the how their boo might feel about the situation. Cheating is something that can be avoided and if you put your self in the position to cheat, you should understand that, that was the reason your relationship died.
Acer DX900 Smartphone
Acer isn’t yet an official entrant into the smartphone market and already it’s having the same problems keeping secrets as established players Apple and Palm. On Wednesday, a smartphone called the Acer DX900 popped up for preorder on the Web site of UK retailer Clove Technology.
It appears to be the same device as the E-Ten Glofiish DX900 — same features, same look, just a different brand name — which makes sense since Acer bought E-Ten last year. It’s being offered for £454, SIM-free.
Acer plans a high-profile introduction of several handsets at Mobile World Congress in Barcelona in less than two weeks. Specs-wise, the DX900 is a fairly run-of-the-mill smartphone, which leaves room for something far more impressive to be revealed on 16 February.
Earlier on Wednesday, the Boy Genius Report blog posted what it claims to be a leaked photo of another Acer smartphone with a swivel keyboard.
Teen & His Aunt Charged In Violent East Memphis Purse Snatching
MEMPHIS, TN -- Three people have been charged with robbery in the purse snatching that happened Monday, February 2, 2009, in the parking lot of “Whole Foods” on Poplar in East Memphis.
The victim told us she was loading groceries into her car when someone hit her in the head and started beating her. The attacker took off with her purse.
Police say 18 year-old Terrance Wright is the person accused of beating the victim and took her purse. According to investigators, 18 year-old Timothy Jones, and his 37 year-old aunt, Taketha Johnson, were caught on camera shopping with the victim’s credit card. Police say they used the credit card to go on a shopping spree at “Spin Street” and “RadioShack”. Police say they lifted one of Jones’ fingerprints from some merchandise at “RadioShack.”
Wright, Jones and Johnson were arrested Tuesday night at a home in Northaven.
Since the attack, "Whole Foods" has hired security to patrol its parking lot.
A check of court records shows that Wright was arrested last month for driving on a suspended license, reckless driving, and leaving the scene of an accident. Taketha Johnson was charged last September with passing a bad check at Kroger. And last year Jones was charged several times with violating the vehicle registration law and also with driving on a suspended license.
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