Sh!t. Women are like gremlins they are warm, fuzzy and cuter than anything you have ever seen, but there comes a moment when that once cute and lovable creature turns into a monster. Hence my need to write this post, while not aimed at all women, just some… Some of y’all ain’t S H I T.
1.Now ladies, I’m sure you have at least one friend who you will never leave around your man, sure you love her to death but you don’t trust that trick around your man. Because you know she will suck him dry, ride him like the L train and probably lick his a$$ first chance she can. Here are some quick reasons why SOME women ain’t S H I T.
2.They don’t appreciate anything done for them - You know those chicks who get tons of gifts and think it’s all about them. No shorty the world does not revolve around you. Say thank you sometime
3.The number of men she doesn’t count, is higher than the number of men she does count. Still some of y’all dude need to step ya game up and make sure you get added to the list.
4.She expects him to over tip, while she never even once reaches for her wallet.
5.She leaves her kids,with the baby sitter for days at a time, when she told the sitter she would only be gone for a few hours.
6.She has more than 2 baby daddies who all know each other and were once friends before she stepped into the picture.
7.She spends her child support check on designer shoes, rather than stuff for the kids.
8.She had more latex in her cooch than Lifestyles has in at least 2 condom factories.
9.Her sex number has more digits than her phone number.
10.Sex on the first night is mandatory with her.
She buys designer clothes and brings them back to the store after she wears them.
She goes to a dudes house, just so she can scan his home, and send her goons back to rob the place.
She’s on welfare, and makes no attempt to get a job, rather her plan to gaining success involves poking hole in condoms and meeting a ball player.
She can’t cook, but has a drawer full of menus from every food joint within 20 miles of her house.
Swallowing nut is a weekly ritual.
She thinks she might have an STD, but she is still sleeping around with random dudes.
Her panties have white stains in the crotch area
She will openly tell a dude she’s all about the money and if he ain’t got none he needs not holla.
immediately after sex, she mentions her light bill, car note or other random bill.
Her phone is in her kids name.
Her children are named after rappers, fashion designers, liquor or a something she made up by combining two or more of her favorite things. Example: Louvu’nay
If you liked the name Louvu’nay
Her name ends in an Sha’
If she has no real ideas of her own, but wants to do everything her friends do. Her friend goes to nurse school, she goes to nurse school. Or worst she’ll steal her man’s job.
She slept her way to the top of her profession and doesn’t think twice about it
She has to sleep with men to pay her bills, not to be confused with giving a man some after he loans you money… there is nothing wrong with that. GRATITUDE.
She wears sneakers.
Every photo on her myspace page is a picture of her with her butt facing the camera and her face turned around with a smile.
She goes to the club with no money whatsoever, yet leaves drunk every single time she goes out.
She has a vagina.
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