50 Reasons Men Ain't...

1.He openly flirts with other women in front of his girlfriend
2.He tells everybody he doesn’t have a girl even though he’s driving her car, living in her house and wearing the Jordan’s she purchased for him
3.He’ll still try to have sex with a woman, even though he slept with some chick earlier that day
4.He can’t last more than 2 minutes
5.He never tries to please his woman during sex
6.He can’t eat coochie
7.He can’t keep a job
8.He has numerous kids that he doesn’t take care of
9.He can’t fix a flat tire
10.He sags his pants
.He’s a bigger b!tch than her pet Shitzu, named Swaglicious
.He think his sh!t don’t stink
.Because his chain, watch and earrings are fake
.He will use his girlfriends phone to call another chick
.He beats his women
.He still sells drugs
.His nuts stink and he still expects head
.He ask you out on a date and expect you to go dutch
.He wants ass on the first night
.He gets ass on the first night, and couldn’t last longer than 4 pumps
.His peen won’t stay hard
.He will call your phone 100 times in a row looking for you
.He cheated on you, and now he’s calling you crying and makes threats about killing himself
.He’ll bust in a chicks mouth after promising he’ll let her know when he’s about to cum
.He will have sex with another chick in his main chicks house
.He treats his jump off better than his main chick
.His feet stink
.He doesn’t read books
.He grabs butts while he’s in the club
.He is always trying to fight everyone
.He listens to trap music
.He has been with his lady for years and never once thought about marriage
.He comes home smelling like alcohol and tries to have sex
.He has no clue his lady is cheating on him
.He has no clue his lady is cheating on him and knows he’s sleeping with someone else but doesn’t care because she’s sleeping with his best friend
.He spends more time on the block then at work, taking care of his children or other household man deeds
.He gets mad when a lady won’t holla back at him and calls her out her name for not replying to his weak game
.His peen is small
.His peen is huge, but he doesn’t know how to use it
he doesn’t pay his women any attention, and when he does its only to start an argument.
.He doesn’t know how to tie a necktie
.He expects his lady to be picture perfect while his gut looks like he’s in his 3rd trimester
.He has a penis
.He buys one drink at the club and sips it all night
.He cares more about his rap career than his chick
.His idea of a great date is McDonalds, Waffle House, or the Diner
.He never does anything he says he will
.He will never lay in the wet spot
.He will continue to flirt and try to holla years after the relationship is over
.He’s still sleeping with his baby mother