Top 5 Women All Men Want To Bang

Every Halloween women ponder which sexy costume they'll wear, the nurse, the maid or the cop. But, in real life the baggy blue nurse uniform, conservative maid clothing, and the manly cop outfit don't do much to unleash the beast in us men. In an effort to help women all over the world I've named 5 women professions all men want to bang.

The Teacher – Teachers are sexy, just ask all the 15 year olds who are banging their teachers for passing grades and afternoon detention sessions. (If you know what I mean.) Imagine throwing all of her term papers off of her desk and doing the nasty to her in a place of innocence and algebra, now if that doesn't turn you on something is wrong.

The School Girl – I like to call myself the broke college student supporter, and as bad as this may sound the school girl outfit is just super sexy. College students are the best because most of the time they are newly free and willing to explore more than geography books and English 101 papers. They party hard, study harder and helping them through their school year can go a long way into building a productive adult.

The Lawyer – Who doesn't want to sleep with a female lawyer? I mean it's the best of both worlds, if you get into any legal trouble she could get out of jail for free and as a benefit you can get some down and dirty loving as compensation for your false imprisonment. Or willing imprisonment if you're into that type of stuff.

The Retail Sales Clerk – Walk into any mall and stop in a female's clothing store and you'll find some of the most beautiful women ever. I don't know about you, but short dresses and high heels just does something to me that drives me wild. And as an added bonus you'll only have to give them half of the money to buy clothes because they get a discount. Not only are they sexy but they are cost efficient in a slumping economy.

A Stripper – Last but not least all men want to sleep with a shoe model. We wonder if they can slide down us like they slide down the pole at work. We spend our money with the hopes that one day we'll see them on the streets and they'll magically end up fulfilling our fantasy to shag a stripper.

What profession women do you want to shag?

Huge anti bailout protest on Wall Street subject to mainstream media BLACKOUT!

Thousands of protestors demonstrated agains the proposed $700 Billion bail out plan for the finance and banking industry, yet the national news media in America didn't even report it! Why not? It seems strange that this barely generated a gander from the big news outlets like ABC, CNN, CBS, NBC etc. all of whom have a presence in New York City. Despite having such a large protest event occurring i More..n their backyard, the major news media chose not to tell the American people about it. I had to stumble upon this on the internet to find out about it. That's really indicative of the pathetic state of affairs in the U.S. media today.

The bailout is a colossal power grab and fraud completely lacking of oversight or transparency that will do nothing to restore the integrity of the financial and equity markets. It is designed to benefit only the engineers and creators of this crisis at a cost of potentially trillions of dollars to the taxpayer.

Go to www.fedupusa.com for more information on the bailout and what it truly represents.

Here is a list of members who voted in favor of the proposal. I suggest you all get on the phone and give them a piece of you mind.

The battle is not over. The executive branch will surely try to get another vote on this bill before the end of the week.

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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
'Five minutes' is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually
end in 'fine'.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with u
'nothing'.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. 'That's okay' means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking
you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . .. that will bring on a
'whatever').

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Leaving an Abusive Relationship

The process of leaving an abusive relationship is difficult and dangerous. Safety is the primary concern. Even if you do not think your partner poses a risk, leaving often triggers an increase in violence. It is best to prepare as much as you can ahead of time.

Ask a friend or family member to keep items you gather to take with you. Make sure the person you choose will not tell your abuser about your plans to leave. Do not take anything that will be noticed as missing.

Things to Stash Away:

* Money
* Contact information for a local domestic violence shelter
* Prescribed medications
* Legal documents for you and your children (e.g. birth certificates, social security cards)
* Photographs or written evidence of the abuse
* Financial records and account numbers
* Personal belongings possessing sentimental value
* Clothing and personal needs

Things to Arrange:

* A plan that safely removes yourself and you children from the home
* Transportation for yourself, children and belongings
* A safe place to stay
* How to manage being gone from home for an extended time
* Referral to a lawyer or legal advocate to obtain a personal protection order, temporary child custody order, etc.

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Man Accused In Exotic Monkey Theft

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Thanks to a Myspace profile, police in Washington County were able to nab a man suspected of stealing two exotic monkeys from a wildlife center in November.

Steven Labore, 19, of Vestaburg, is accused of stealing the monkeys from Grant Kemmerer's Wild World of Animals wildlife center in Somerset Township on Nov. 5.

According to the Observer-Reporter, police received a tip that Labore had a Myspace profile, so they checked it out. When police got to his page, they discovered that the man had listed his address on the site.

Labore was staying in Lexington Park, Md., which is where police caught up with him. Authorities in Washington County are waiting for him to be extradited back for prosecution.

In July, an accomplice was sentenced to two to five years in prison for his role in the theft.

Wheelchair Shooting: Man Arrested

Memphis, TN- A man accused of shooting a Mid-South man in a wheelchair is behind bars and this isn’t his first run-in with the law.

Terrence Moorehead is charged with attempted murder. Police say he shot Charles McDonald, a paraplegic man, at 785 Polk Avenue in South Memphis on Friday, September 19, 2008.

Eyewitnesses say McDonald was shot five times after an argument over a dice game. McDonald is still in “The Med” in critical condition, but police say he was able to identify the shooter.

We took a look at the accused shooter’s criminal record and found he has already served time for second degree murder. In 1991, a judge sentenced Moorehead to 22 years in jail, but records show he was released in 1998. Moorehead stayed out of trouble until 2006, when he was arrested for vandalism.

As far as the victim, Charles McDonald's brother says violence is what put him in a wheelchair.

"He was shot in the back in front of Lemoyne Owen College about seven years ago. It’s a miracle he’s still here getting shot again,” says Michael McDonald.

Charles McDonald is also no stranger to crime. Between 1984 and 1992, he was arrested for aggravated rape, robbery, assault and drug possession, but his brother says McDonald had cleaned up his act.

Terrence Moorehead will be in Shelby County Court next on October 8, 2008.

Office Humor' FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK'

NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

NUMBER 4: 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.

NUMBER 3: 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!

NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?

Number 1 And MY all time Favorite: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) '... In Jesus name, Amen.

Filling In The Missing Dime Piece 5 things u need in a Woman!

Chick 1. - One Who Can Take Care Of The Kids

If you have kids then a woman who is good with children is a must have. Most women have children already and it's extremely hard, to find a woman who doesn't. Now throw in the factor that one day the two of you will plan to have kids together... or at least you're supposed to plan and not have Maury Povich on speed dial for the moment you drop that bundle of joy. Getting along with children is a key factor for a guy who plans on getting married, settling down and raising a family. Isn't that what all of us want?

Chick 2 – One To Wash The Clothes and Cook

Newflash: More than half of the ladies I know CAN'T COOK! If they can, it's just well enough so she won't starve. I get a look of amazement when ladies find out that I can cook (You'll ask for seconds I promise). Sometimes I want my plate made, and that's a plate that's limited to hamburger helper or hot pockets. I want what Rachel Ray, just made on the Food Network (Evil twin of the Battered Women's channel called Lifetime). Speaking of Lifetime, stop watching that crap. Offer to wash our clothes and clean our house. Guys can't clean, like a woman! Women, know all sorts of tricks to get Hennessey stains out of a carpet or how to get that Kool-Aid ring off the counter. But men, pick your boxers up off the floor if you want her to clean. She'll do naughty things down there but she doesn't want to touch, or see your drawls!!!!

Chick 3 – One Who is Independent (And Doesn't Really Need Us)

One thing that turns me on is a woman that doesn't need me. We like to know that our girl can hold US down if it came to that. It's nice to know that your lady might just be like “boo, do you need me to pay your light bill?” or “Put your wallet away, I'm buying dinner tonight.” I think I just got hard.

Chick 4 – One Who Has The Best Sex

Nothing ruins a relationship like bad sex. Most women will say that sex isn't important and while many women may even be with men who can't satisfy them sexually, there is a hunger which burns inside of them to get their backs blown out. Now, while she may have those urges under control she shouldn't have to want for great sex. She should be able to get done right. Same thing with men, we want the love making to be amazing all the time, and if it's not we'll go elsewhere while saying at home. If you know what I mean.

Chick 5 – One who watches SportsCenter & Football After Church

Most men would love to be able to really discuss the game with their girl. We can talk about who's better between Kobe or Lebron. Or Eli Manning's forth quarter comeback this week. Once in a blue moon a woman would come along and watch the game with you. We thank you for watching the game and sort of understanding what's going on, but come on do some homework. We'll watch "Girlfriends" and follow along as so to tell you what happened if you missed a part. You should be able to do the same. Not "number 11 just dunked on the cute guy in the blue on the other team."

5 Things I’ve Learned From Pimps

5. Ice Berg Slim - I first read Robert Beck’s cult classic book when I was in 7th grade and an english teacher made us read books over the summer. I walked in to the book store not knowing my life was about to change. Back then there was only one shelf of African American books and what other title to buy other than “PIMP.” I got this book thinking it would teach me how to talk to women. I was wrong, but it did teach me that if you say something jazzy enough, slick enough and with enough charisma that women will like you. This book taught me that women like knowing you have other women. So I let them know I’m not on a one girl guy and the girls respected me for it.

4. The Fish - I’m Gonna Get You Sucka came on TV one day and there was dude walking around with gold fish in his shoes. I thought that was so cool. It was here that I learn that what you wear is equally as important as what you say and how you look.

3. Pipe em down - In all pimp pop culture they preach to pipe the trick down one good time and then give the D on your terms. Basically this taught me not to be a fiend for the p*ssy. So why I alway want it, I don’t always have to have it. And in turn the women give it to me more. Go figure.


2. Gorilla Pimps - It was while reading the book Pimp where I learned that men beat their women to control them and make them love them. It was also here that I learn that you don’t need to hit a women to have her love you. It’s better to just let them go if you ever have to put your hands on a woman because a women will get you back. It might be 30 years from the time she was smacked but she will pay you back.

1. All The Way To The Top - The most important thing I learned from pimps was that women are willing to ride with you because they love you. In “The Mack” Goldie told the girl that they can go all the way to the top if she is not afraid. And that is true. Most women are willing to work with you, stand by your side and damn near go through hell all for the sake of love, all for the sake of you. For that she needs to be appreciated.

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Child killer executed by lethal injection

STARKE - Richard Henyard was executed by lethal injection tonight as the state carried out the death penalty against the 34-year-old Lake County man for the 1993 killings of 7-year-old Jamilya Lewis and her 3-year-old sister, Jasmine. Henyard was pronounced dead at 8:16 p.m.

Henyard was put to death at Florida State Prison after a delay of about two hours while authorities waited for a final U.S. Supreme Court ruling on a last-ditch appeal. The court denied requests for a stay.

Earlier in the day, Henyard was "somewhat quiet and withdrawn, but he is respectful," said Gretl Plessinger, spokeswoman for the state Department of Corrections.

A civil-rights lawyer who was appointed to represent him today had filed a new appeal with a federal appellate court in Atlanta. Henyard had brought a civil-rights complaint this morning in federal court, alleging that the state's "execution team" lacks training and could cause him to suffer a painful death if they "fail to properly insert the IV's as they did in (Angel) Diaz." Diaz' botched execution in Dec. 2006 caused the state to temporarily halt executions.

Henyard wrote the complaint by hand, assisted by Mark S. Gruber, who has handled his death appeals for the state-funded Capital Collateral Regional Commission. It also alleged "The drugs that will be used by the Department of Corrections have been known to cause excruciating pain."

The state Supreme Court has ruled that challenging the death-penalty procedure is beyond the scope of the Capital Collateral Regional Commission, whose job is to handle trial-related appeals.

Henyard was sentenced to death for the 1993 murders of the Eustis sisters, who were carjacked along with their mother from a grocery store parking lot by Henyard and a juvenile accomplice, Alfonza Smalls. Henyard and Smalls took turns raping the girls' mother before shooting her four times. Prosecutors said Henyard then shot the girls as they cried out "Mommy." The girls' mother, Dorothy Lewis, survived, though she was shot between the eyes.

Smalls was too young to receive the death penalty. He is serving consecutive life terms for the crimes.

Plessinger said Dorothy Lewis' husband, Hugh Brockington, was among family members who were granted permission to witness the execution.

Henyard had a final meal of two fried-chicken breasts, turkey sausage, fried rice, chocolate-chip cookies and Coca-Cola. He didn't eat all of it, Plessinger said.

He met late this afternoon with his spiritual advisor, Is-Hak Saddique, a muslim cleric. Henyard became a Muslim while in prison, Plessinger said.

She’s In The Mood To Do The Nasty

Getting the girl is the easy part, getting her out of clothes is the hard part. I’ve never been one to lie in order to get a girl in the mood. Doing that will only make you have to tell more lies to keep things going. A lot of men will use love, status or money they don’t have in order to get a lady in the bed, when they don’t have to lie. Here are a few simple things you can say to get her in the mood.


Shame The Devil - The best do a man can do is tell the truth. He should make her aware he finds her attractive. I am attracted to this girl, and I’m still not sure if she knows HOW MUCH I ACTUALLY LIKE HER. I get scared when we talk, chat or even when I get an e-mail from her. One good thing is, if you keep your thoughts to yourself long enough she’ll say. “Why do you like me? Or What is it about little ole me.” Another thing you can do is let her catch you checking out her swag. Telling her she’s cute, sexy or attractive when she’s coming out of the gym, on her way to work, coming from the grocery store or even when she uploads a new picture of myspace.

Be On Point - Get specific when you compliment her. Tell her that you love the way she walks the way she rubs her temple when you crack a joke or do something silly or even the way she chews her food. Personally I find the simplest of things attractive like the way a person writes. I once fell in love with a girl based off the way she fixed my dinner plate. It was like a gourmet meal.

Set The Mood - Women are a bit self conscious of their bodies, so soft dim lights can help set the mood. Also soft music and nice smells can go a long way into making her more comfortable with her surrounding environment and make it more likely for you to score the big one.

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Teen charged in fatal shooting over necklace

SARASOTA -
A teenager shot a man to death over a necklace, got nervous and told people that he only meant to shoot the man in the knee, police say.


COURTESY / SARASOTA COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE Trent D. WashingtonDetectives have charged Trent D. Washington, 17, with murder.

The shooting occurred about 5:30 p.m. on Monday, when a man wearing a mask walked up to Johnnie Williams III as he sat on the porch outside his apartment in the "Old Projects," an apartment complex on Orange Avenue.

Witnesses said several rounds were fired as the men fought over Williams' gold chain, according to arrest documents.

The shooter ran.

A woman who was driving by saw someone running from Williams' apartment. The man wore all black.

About a half-hour later, Williams showed up to play basketball at the Newtown Recreation Center. He seemed edgy, witnesses told police, and asked if anyone had heard that someone was shot that day.

He walked out talking on his cell phone and, when Williams returned, he told the basketball players that Williams was dead. He told friends at the rec center that "Johnny could not be dead" because only shot him in the knee, according to police reports.


Later, the woman who saw the gunman on the day of the shooting identified Williams in a photo lineup.

Williams surrendered at 11:30 p.m. Wednesday night at the Sarasota County Jail. He is held without bail.

Baby Daddy vs Baby Mommy

Now I know a lot of B.M’s out there (baby mommas) who hate there child’s father but consistently let him beat that as* up. Why is that? So in my quest to achieve money, fame, and the international reputation of being “THAT DUDE” I have embarked on some soul searching and ponder WHY.


Let’s start off from the top that I have a B.M. now me and her haven’t had sex in a number of years. But we haven’t been together as a couple for longer then that. Up until I meet my last girl we still kicked it from time to time, even though the b*tch hated my guts (I feel the only way ya B.M isn’t gonna hate you is if the child doesn’t look like you) I feel so bad for my son cause he is my twin.

We would do the nasty from time to time in-between the temporary restraining orders, and court dates, niggas lookin for me cause I done slapped soul sista with a back hand reminiscing of the good ol’ IKE TURNER. Now shorty would have other men in her life, which I can respect, but I always had first dibs on the cooch. I have meet a lot of woman who sleep with their baby daddy but they are not together. makes me think was the kid just an occupational hazard of having sex because you two obviously don’t enjoy each others company unless you on all 4’s with ya eyes rolled back in ya head, drool hanging from that bottom lip. (don’t front ladies, when a nigga is giving it good yall do drool a lil)

Other than that encounter they truly hate each other for whatever reasons. now this woman knows the nigga she f*cked and had a child with, he’s no winner, no job, no character, but he still beats it up. On the flip homie knows his B.M is a clever man hating lesbian in denial. But why do they keep coming together to make more babies. This confuses me, and the lines that are drawn in the sand get faded a lil. Hell I had to keep f*cking my B.M so she wouldn’t take a n*gga to court to try to take some of my illegally obtained gwap. I felt like a w*ore….but then I got over it and beat that as* up anyway. but the question still bugs me out that so many woman aren’t with they baby daddy but are still f*ckin them. I need answers please

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Baby Murdered 'Mother and Man Charged '

MEMPHIS, TN--A man charged twelve years ago with child abuse is now charged in the murder of a 19 month-old girl.

26 year-old Shamira Ivory has been charged with aggravated child abuse and neglect and 31 year-old Gary Hawkins has been charged with first degree murder in the death of Shamia Ivory.

On Wednesday, September 17, 2008, officers were called to Le Bonheur Children’s Medical Center emergency room to investigate the death of a toddler who arrived by ambulance from the 3300 block of Frayser View. The child died at the hospital at about 11:30 p.m. that night. Hospital officials called police when they saw bruises on the child’s body.

The Shelby County Medical Examiner ruled the child’s death a homicide as a result of multiple blunt force trauma.

Police say they questioned both Ivory and Hawkins. Officers say the mother went to the store and left the baby alone with Hawkins after the baby continued to scream during her feeding time.

Hawkins was charged in 1996 with child abuse after a six month-old baby in his care ended up with a broken leg and ribs.

Something About The Way It Makes Me Feel

…like Stephanie Mills. One of my readers asked me “How does it feel when a girl swallows your baby batter?” (If you’re wondering, that’s pretty much all the message said) First let me start by saying that in my opinion oral sex is the best feeling in the world. I would much rather get sucked than do the nasty. This is the reason why when a girl gives the oral happy ending all walls come down.


Some may say the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, I disagree. The stomach should definately be a stop, but you have to start your journey at the manxilla with a great blow job. Hey, the “BIG GUY” upstairs didn’t give you those full lips for nothing.

I hope some guys chime in on this one, but when a lady allows us to nut in their mouth, it’s an amazing feeling. It’s sort of like you can feel yourself sliding down the back of their throat. Your whole body relaxes and there isn’t a stress in the world that can break the great feeling of filling her mouth with man milk. The anticipation is crazy because in the back of a man’s mind we wonder what neat trick is she going to do with the nut. Blow bubbles with it, let it trinkle out of her mouth then on to her chin, or suck up every drop until we are dry, swallow and then open her mouth wide to show daddy she ate it all like a big girl?

Swallowing will also earn her a lot more respect from a dude a mature man she is in a committed relationship with, or just seeing on an exclusive level. It will bring gifts, and add extra lovely moments to the relationship that far outweigh any negative thoughts a woman may have with swallowing. And let’s not forget, mean girls suck and nice girls swallow.

Do You Swallow? What’s your most memorable mouthful?

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Congressman's son caught smuggling immigrants

TUCSON, AZ - The son of a U.S. Congressman was arrested in Willcox Sunday, charged with human smuggling. According to court documents John F. Boyd, son of Democratic Florida Congressman Allen Boyd, attempted to drive through a Border Patrol checkpoint in Willcox on Sunday with five illegal immigrants, including a 6-year-old girl.

In a statement sent Tuesday, Congressman Allen Boyd said, "On September 14, 2008, my 30-year-old son, John Boyd, was arrested in Arizona, and at a preliminary hearing yesterday, he was charged with alien smuggling."

"This is a family matter that my family and I will be dealing with privately. John is a grown man and must face the consequences for his actions, but he has the love and support of his family," says the elder Boyd.

A criminal complaint states, "At the primary inspection area, a Border Patrol K-9 alerted to the possible presence of illegal aliens in the bed of the truck. A primary inspection agent approached the truck and saw an individual hiding under a piece of plywood in the bed of the truck."

According to court documents the illegal immigrants said they were to pay Boyd $3,000 each to be smuggled into the United States and transported to their final destination.

Court documents also state that the vehicle contained, "two plastic bags that contained several rocks of crystal methamphetamine, four unopened syringes, a spoon with white residue and burn marks on the bottom, and three knives. A further search of the vehicle revealed a Beretta 22LR pistol loaded with eight rounds of ammunition and a spare magazine loaded with eight rounds of ammunition in a suitcase in the bed of the truck."

Employees Restrain Armed Robber

ATLANTA -- Employees of Aaron’s Rent to Own in Forrest Park had to restrain an armed robber on Tuesday.

Shawn Henderson, 21, approached an employee at the door while wearing a mask to conceal his face, and put a gun to the employees back, forcing him inside the closed store.

He then ordered other employees to turn over the money in the store to him. He took nearly $5,000 and was demanding more. Sensing that Henderson was growing more dangerous, employees banded together and overtook him, removing the gun from his hand and holding him until officers arrived.

One employee sustained a laceration to his head when Henderson struck him with a handgun.

After police arrived, Henderson was transported to Southern Regional Medical Center where he was treated for injuries sustained during the struggle with employees.

Henderson was charged with armed robbery, false imprisonment, kidnapping, possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony, aggravated assault, carrying a pistol without a license, battery, and unlawfully wearing a mask or hood in public.

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5 Things I Learned About Sex From West Coast Rap

I’ve decided to let people in on how I know so much about sex, and relationships. So here are 5 things I’ve learned from west coast rap

5 - Ain’t no p*ssy good enough to get burnt while I’m up in it - Thanks to Snoop I learned at a young age that “before I dig out a bitch I have ta’ find a contraceptive” Because you never know.

4. Turn The Ringer off - Dre also taught me that if you’re creeping you should turn off your cell phone, pagers and close your laptops. The worst thing you can do is get a phone call from wifey when you’re with your bust it baby. Thanks to Dre for sharing how he “d*mn near got caught, ’cause his beeper kept beepin“

3. Patience on A Good Day - Sometimes you have to wait for good loving as Ice Cube rapped on Today Was A Good Day. Once you get that call “from a girl you wanna dig out” You have to make sure that you put it down. So once you finally get her alone be sure to “put her ass to sleep“


2. Bad Intentions - A lot of women have bad intentions and they don’t care if you have a girl or not, if she wants to do you… She’ll do you so don’t sweat her. “All I really know your h*e wants to be with me and she ain’t playin“

1. - The Roaches - The most important thing I’ve learned from west coast rap is to squash the roaches. On the classic album “The Chronic” Dre ended it with a song called “The Roach” which thought me that all women ain’t women, some of them are b*tches and b*tches ain’t ISH!!

N.J. pastor charged with crimes against teen

New Jersey state police have arrested a Trenton pastor on charges of sexually assaulting a 15-year-old boy the pastor allegedly met in Philadelphia.
Charles Brinson, 48, who leads the Brinson Memorial Church and is also associated with other churches, was arrested on Saturday in Trenton after police officers found him in his church's van.

Philadelphia police had issued arrest warrants for Brinson alleging that, earlier this year, Brinson picked the boy up in Philadelphia, then drove the boy to Brinson's home in Florence, Burlington County.

Brinson, who police said uses the title of "bishop" in his church, was charged with felony solicitation, felony contact with a minor and misdemeanor corruption of a minor, among other charges.

Authorities are seeking information about any other possible victims of Brinson. Anyone with any information is asked to call the Mercer County prosecutor's office at (609)989-6415 or the Burlington County prosecutor's office at (609)265-5879

Ex-Con Charged With Rape

ST. JOHNS COUNTY, Fla. -- An ex-con released early from prison after a change in the sentencing guidelines for cocaine possession has been charged with rape.

The change in guidelines affects thousands of inmates across the country. In Jacksonville, 81 inmates were released early this year because of the change; but in St. Johns County some are concerned about just one.

James Gilmore, 30, was released from prison earlier this year after his term was reduced. However, five month after being released from federal prison, the ex-con was accused of raping a 13-year-old St. Johns County girl.

Some said they believe Gilmore should have never been released early from prison.

"Given the time he was arrested and convicted, he should still be sitting in federal prison at this point in time," said St. Johns County Sheriff's Office Sgt. Chuck Mulligan.

According to records from St. Johns County, Gilmore's criminal record includes several arrests for violent crimes. Gilmore was sentenced to spend 12½ years in prison for trafficking cocaine, but a change in the federal sentencing guidelines allowed him to be released after serving 10 years.

"About 40 percent of our docket was drug-related cases. Of those, probably 75-80 percent were crack cocaine related," said former federal prosecutor Curtis Fallgatter.

Congress passed the change in the federal sentencing guidelines. The guidelines used to state that anyone arrested with crack cocaine would face a longer sentence than someone caught with powder cocaine. However, now the sentences are now equal, and criminals who were sentenced using the old guideline, like Gilmore, have the opportunity to have their time in prison reduced.

"It's a decade in jail. That's a long time so taking off two and a half years is not much proportionately to the sentence he got. But, they had no choice. Congress and the guideline commission said that's the law and they followed it," Fallgatter said.

"Obviously, if he were still locked up, it wouldn't have occurred. We also understand the facts that the federal justice system had to make some adjustments. In doing that, it sent this individual back home," Mulligan said.

Gilmore is being held in the St. Johns County Jail on $500,000 bond

The Ten Commandments of Casual Sex

Even today’s world of care free sex it amazes me how people don’t know the rule of casual sex. In order to help the process of casual sex along I have came up with 10 commandments for the world to follow.

1. Thou shall not leave any clothing at the other persons house

2. Thou Shall not use the L-Word

3. Thou shall not expect cuddling and leave once the sex is over

4. Thou shall show up to the other person’s house with groceries

5. Thou shall use protection


6. Thou shall not expect sex because you purchased a drink.

7. Thou shall not show up at the other person’s house unannounced

8. Thou shall control all exes and crazy baby parents.

9. Thou shall not sleep with a partners friend with out getting approval

10. - What would your tenth commandment be?

If your going to run from the cops Get a belt for you pants! or Suffer the Consequences!

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Deputy's Arrest! Who's Wrong? You Decide

Mother Arrested In Murder, Torture Of Son

A Richmond mother has been arrested for allegedly torturing and killing her 8-year-old son in a case that police called one of the most disturbing crimes they have ever investigated.

"Based on the obvious physical abuse, it's just horrific what this child went through," said Richmond Police Department Lt. Mark Gagan. The boy had whip marks, burns, cuts and scars "over every inch of his body."

Teresa Marie Moses, 23, was being held in the county jail Monday on suspicion of child endangerment, torture and murder in connection with the death of her son, Raijon Daniels. Her bail was set at $2.1 million.

Police believe that the child had been abused for months and possibly years before being murdered.

"It was the most disturbing crime scene I've ever seen," said Gagan. "From what I've seen and heard about this case, I just don't understand how a mother could do this to her child."

Police said Moses summoned police Friday evening to her apartment in the 700 block of S. 40th St. for a medical emergency. The child was taken to Kaiser Permanente Medical Center, where he was later pronounced dead.

The mother told police she had punished the boy for misbehaving, Gagan said.

Richmond police plan to bring the case to Contra Costa prosecutors later this week, after which Moses could be formally charged in the slaying.

Police are still waiting on a report from the Contra Costa County Coroner for a specific cause of death, but Gagan said that police were confident that they have enough evidence to prove the torture and child endangerment charges even without a cause of death.

If convicted of all the charges, Moses could face a life sentence, Gagan said

Throwback! kool g rap - all of my life

How Could You Not Know

he is trying to f*ck. Listening is the easiest way to get p*ssy, and just b/c a guys listens to you doesn’t mean he is the best friend in the whole wide world. He’s not sliced bread he’s just some dude trying to get some a$$. Now it is possible that dude is actually genuinely listening to you and your problems. But consider this, via Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus a female does not want solution to her problems she just wants someone to listen.

You see there is a fundamental differences between men and women. Men only talk about problems for 2 reasons they are blaming someone or they are seeking advice. Women talk to make them feel better. Ladies this is why when you tell men your problems and he gives you a solution some women get offended and feel like they are being ignored when in actuality the man listened and solved her problem like a man would solve his own b/c he probably feels like she is blaming him for all of her problems. But you see when a man knows this information it becomes easy to get what I call stand by p*ssy.

This is the type of p*ssy that is given when 2 friends are alone and he knows and listens to everything that turns you on, all the bull*ish men you’ve dealt with and the exact path to the p*ssy. Since all the conversation had between friends have been discussed, examined and process she has painted a direct map to her Brazilian waxed treasure.

Now for a Man this is great b/c it allows him to have the chance to f*ck, and trust me he will strike when the time is right. And then after he has banged he can now fall back and into the friend zone and maintain the relationship with the what just happened line, or this isn’t working lets just go back to being friends. It’s the better option of f*ck once and bounce theory.

Now this is not the case all the time, but it happens. And hell for all I know the female could just want to get some d*ck and retreat back to the friend zone as well. But Friends F*ck Friends. Don’t believe me ask somebody.

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OJ Greeted as He goes to Court

10 Things Men Think, That She May Not Know

When you get mad over stupid stuff, I often wonder how you ever graduated.

Nothing irks a man nerves more than getting into an argument over something pointless. I’m talking pointless like I didn’t hand you the lighter or I went to get you a glass of water cause you said you were thirsty or worst I turned the channel to catch the score of the game while Girlfriends was on commercial. I mean really with all the education women have they get upset over the silliest things.

I'll say whatever I have to in order to make you feel better. You know you didn’t want the truth.

If you ask me how your hair looks and i tell you it’s fabulous it’s b/c I have no clue what a female hair style is suppose to look like. You’re my girl I’m w/ you and as long as there is hair on your head that’s cool w/ me. I mean if it was terrible then I would say something but if it’s decent then you look fabulous. It’s not like we have time to have you go back to Boomquisha’s kitchen to get it re-done now do we?


I know you’re faking it.

Don’t get me wrong I like the show, but hell even I don’t think I’m that good!! OK well maybe I do but still my goal in bed is to cum, it should be yours too. Don’t worry about my ego the ManXilla is fine deep inside of your walls pile driving it’s head into the bottom of your lady hole.


I touch myself and you should wish I did it more often.

I know some ladies who get upset b/c their dude likes to beat off to porn, I don’t understand this, the ManXilla is a muscle and it must exercised it’s not that you’re not good it’s just that sometimes we like to bust and nut and you’re not available. So Porn keeps us from scanning the streets and looking for A Debbie to do our Dallas. Encourage it.


I like hugging you and holding your hand, even when we don’t have sex after.

Sometimes I just want to hug you, and I want you to initiate it. I want you to come up to me and hug me so i can put my face in the crease of your neck and just smell your goodness. Being a man is hard.


I know you want to be my bust it baby, you don’t have to act like you don’t.

The girl games you ladies play is senseless and again it makes us question your intelligence. There is nothing wrong w/ letting us know you’re feeling us. I don’t understand how some girls can see a call and let it go to the voice mail knowing they wanted to talk to him. Or even worst see a missed call and specifically not answer the call b/c he “expects” you to call him back. Memo, we’ll just call the next chick. I have a whole theory on this maybe i’ll post it in it’s own separate blog.


I want to sh*t in peace

No Questions. conversations, discussions or anything that involves talking needs to be held if i’m in the bathroom w/ the door closed. I don’t want to talk to you while crap is coming out of my ass. I love you less w/ each letter that is pronounced.


You brought it, you decide. I’m not your daddy, so dress yourself

Please don’t ask me to help you pick out your clothes. You’re weird, when you’re hot I’m cold and when i’m hot you’re cold so I don’t know if you should wear the skirt, pants or booty shorts. And If I ever do offer to help you get dressed it means we are late, and it’s probably b/c you asked me for help and i fucked it up and now we have to spend even more time fixing my mistake.
I want to grab my d*ck I’m lazy hold it for me

I love being felt on, so if i’m walking by you and you rub on the Longboy just know you’ll have to do that again.

Cloud 9 'Traffic Stop

AG Busts Meth Lab In Manmade Cave

More than 20 people are now facing charges in connection with a major meth lab bust in Venango and Mercer counties.

The arrests in "Operation Cave-in" were announced today by the Attorney General's Office.

Attorney General Tom Corbett says the "sophisticated meth lab and pill-shopping operation" was allegedly operated by 62-year-old Rockne "Rocky" Barber Sr., of Stoneboro.

Investigators say 52-year-old Roland Rodkey, of Franklin, and James Lawrentz, 40, of Stoneboro, have been arrested in the case as well.

The Attorney General's Office says the three men are facing a long list of charges including participating in a corrupt organization, violations of the Controlled Substance, Drug, Device and Cosmetic Act and conspiracy to violate the drug act.

Corbett says "Barber, Rodkey and Lawrentz allegedly recruited and directed meth addicts and other addicts to visit pharmacies on a carefully scheduled basis in order to obtain the necessary cold medicine without attracting unwanted attention."

According to Corbett, Barber is "accused of producing methamphetamine by using an underground lab located in a man-made cave." Officials say it was hidden in a hillside near his home.

Authroities say Barber's property was searched back in April and officers seized the meth lab, about $15,000 of meth oil, an assortment of chemicals and supplies, drug packaging materials, $20,000 in cash as well as weapons.

Several other people have been arrested in the purchase, sale or distribution of meth or meth-related items, investigators say.

Gucci Mane Violates Probation and Gets Sent back to Jail! for 1 yr

Earlier today a judge ordered Atlanta rapper Gucci Mane to serve one year in prison for violating the terms of his probation.

According to myfoxatlanta.com, after pleading no contest to a 2005 assault charge, Gucci Mane (born Radric Davis) was sentenced to 6 months in jail and required to serve 6 and a half years of probation.

The terms of his probation required the Atlanta-based rapper to serve 600 hours of community service however in the 3 years that he has been out Gucci has only logged 25 hours total. Along with revealing that information at today's hearing, authorities also said that Gucci tested positive for ecstasy, marijuana and alcohol at a probation meeting.

As a result, the judge revoked one year of his probation and ordered him back to jail. After serving one year behind bars, Gucci will still have 2.5 years of probation and 600 hours of community service ahead of him.

Throwback! Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Tha Crossroads

The Morning After

The thoughts that go through a persons mind the morning after sex can be wild, exciting, great and terrible all at the same time. I like to think it’s because people don’t know what they should do the morning after. Most times sleeping over is never really planned, it just sort of happens. So if you find yourself at someone’s house this weekend here are a few things you can do.


(Mouth Wash) - One thing to do the morning after is to go down on your mate and wake them up with some head.

(Eat Some More) - Real food this time, so make breakfast, or go out to eat. If you have sex, you owe your partner waffle house or at least McDonalds.

(Leave) - The two of you have been together the probably since 8pm the night before so one of the best things you can do is let them get along with their life. We all have things to do and being with someone who will allow us to do the things we have to do… Well some times that is better than sex.

(Make the bed) - It just shows supreme respect. When one of my lady friends went into the bathroom to shower and get ready, I made the bed for her. So when she came out she was so shocked she gave me a special kiss to show her appreciation.

(Do it some more) - Of course we all know that nothing beats morning wood. Sex the morning after is some of the best sex you can have.

What do you like to do the morning after sex?

Teen Accused of Trying to Rape and Kidnap Midtown Joggers

MEMPHIS, TN – Police have arrested a man who is accused of trying to rape and kidnap two women who were jogging in Midtown.

According to a affidavit, a 21 year-old woman was jogging in the area of Jackson Avenue and Charles Place, Sunday, September 7, 2008, when she says a man jumped out of a red Chevy Caviler and asked her if she knew him. The woman says when she told him no, he tried to take off her shirt while groping her. She told investigators that she kicked him in the groin and ran to the Rhodes College security gate for help.

Investigators say a similar incident happened on August 27, 2008, in the area of Poplar and Stonewall. In that incident, according to the affidavit, a woman was approached by a man who grabbed her by the waist and tried to force her into a red Chevy Caviler. The woman told police that she was able to free herself and ran away. Witnesses in the area yelled at the suspect who got into the car and drove away, according to the affidavit.

Memphis Police Major Joe Scott says, during an investigation, 19 year-old Darion D. McDowell was developed as a suspect in the case. Investigators have charged McDowell with criminal attempted kidnapping, sexual battery and criminal attempted rape.

Two Women Shot to Death While Riding Bicycles

Police in Orlando are searching for a motive behind the fatal shooting of two women who were riding their bicycles.

Orange County Sheriff's officers arrived at the intersection of Hudson Street and Bolling Court late Wednesday night to find two bodies lying in the street, according to MyFOXOrlando.com.

The women were later pronounced dead from gunshot wounds.

Witnesses told police when they got to the scene that a male suspect — identified as 23-year-old Gaston Jones — had run into a house near the intersection, MyFOXOrlando.com reported.

Officers caught the suspect inside the home, which was occupied by the victims and two children.

Jones was arrested and charged with first-degree murder of a firearm. Police said the shooting appears not to have been a random act, though they haven't disclosed a motive. The victims' identities have not been released.

Throwback! Common - I Used To Love H.E.R.

Text message snoop? Lovers beware!

Can't help checking your partner's text messages on the sly? You're not alone, with an Australian survey showing one in three mobile phone users are text message snoops, and the consequences can often be heart-breaking.

The online survey, conducted for telecoms service provider Virgin Mobile Australia, shows that women are more likely than men to check their partner's phone in secret.

It also revealed that 73 percent of these sneaky text checkers have found out things they later wished they hadn't, and 10 percent ended their relationship because of SMS snooping.

"In a society when we very rarely let our mobile phones out of our sight, it's quite amazing to think that for a lot of us the minute we jump in the shower, someone might be checking up on us," Virgin Mobile's Amber Morris said in a statement.

Slightly more than 500 mobile phone users in Australia aged between 18 and 29 were polled by a market research firm in July.

The survey found that 60 percent spy on text messages when their partner is in the shower, while just over 41 percent do it when they are in the same room.

Nearly 45 percent said they had discovered flirtatious or sexual texts, ranging from the harmless to the graphic.

"With so many modes of communication available these days, it's difficult to keep track of your partner's whereabouts or who they're chatting to and when," Virgin Mobile quoted author and relationship expert Samantha Brett as saying.

"Flirting is age old, but the fact that it can now be tracked on your phone makes a nervous partner a paranoid text-checker."

Brett advised SMS snoops to stop. "If you suspect that your partner is up to something, talk about it. Text checking can turn into a vicious cycle, and it can easily be avoided," she added.

MPD Officer Charged in Murder of Woman Found in Car at Memphis Gas Station

MEMPHIS, TN –A Memphis police officer has been arrested and charged with Second Degree Murder in the death of his mistress.

According to Memphis Police Director Larry Godwin, Officer Chancy Jones was in a sexual relationship with the victim, Phyllis Malone, over a period of weeks. Jones was married and had two children. At some point, Jones’ relationship with Malone became troubled. The two agreed to meet at a gas station in the 1700 block of Whitten Road, where investigators believe the murder happened, said Godwin. Malone’s body was found, slumped over the wheel of a car at the Shell gas station in Northeast Memphis, by a Wonder Bread delivery driver, Tuesday, September 9, 2008, around 5:40 a.m.

Director Godwin says an investigation led detectives to Officer Jones as a suspect in the shooting. Investigators say Jones committed the murder and then went to work as scheduled Tuesday afternoon. Investigators say the evidence quickly pointed to Jones and he was called back to his precinct Tuesday evening and taken to headquarters for questioning.

Eyewitness News Everywhere looked into Officer Jones’ Personnel File at the Memphis Police Department and discovered that Jones appears to have been a model police officer. There was no disciplinary record for Jones, but there were many commendations and comments of praise within his file.

Nation marks 7th anniversary of terror attacks

NEW YORK - The nation paused Thursday to mark the seventh anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks with a heartfelt ceremony at ground zero and other solemn remembrances around the country.





Relatives of victims killed at the World Trade Center gathered at ground zero in lower Manhattan for readings from dignitaries and a recitation of the names of the dead. Later Thursday, presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain were due at ground zero to pay silent respects.

"Today marks the seventh anniversary of the day our world was broken," Mayor Michael Bloomberg said. "It lives forever in our hearts and our history, a tragedy that unites us in a common memory and a common story ... the day that began like any other and ended as none ever has."

The ceremony at ground zero included moments of silence at 8:46 a.m. and 9:03 a.m. — the times that two hijacked jets slammed into the twin towers. Two more moments of silence were to be held at the times the towers fell. Services were also being held in Pennsylvania and at the Pentagon, where a new memorial will be dedicated.

Relatives of victims began arriving at dawn at ground zero, now a huge construction site. American flags were draped over silent cranes.

Maureen Hunt, wearing a T-shirt with a picture of her sister, Kathleen, a 9/11 victim, said that it was comforting to be at the ceremony with so many who have lost loved ones.

"This is a place for us to meet," said Hunt, who has come each year to pay her respects. "It is not getting easier to attend these ceremonies."

Family members and students representing more than 90 countries that lost victims on Sept. 11 read the names of 2,751 people killed in New York, one more than last year. The city restored Sneha Philip, a woman who mysteriously vanished on Sept. 10, 2001, to its official death toll this year after a court ruled that she was likely killed at the trade center.

Among the readers was Laraine Angeline, who lost brother-in-law, Steve Pollicino. "Steve, your smiles live on with us," she said. "Our separation is temporary. Our love for you is forever."

McCain and Obama planned to visit the site after the ceremony concluded Thursday afternoon. The candidates agreed weeks ago to pull their campaign ads for the day and were appearing together Thursday night at a forum on volunteerism and service.

Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani was to speak at the ceremony, as he has every year in New York, along with officials including Bloomberg and Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff.

Last year's reading by Giuliani, then a Republican presidential candidate, drew protests from family members who said the city was ill-prepared for the terrorist attacks under his leadership and questioned whether he should be there while running for the White House. They had no opposition to McCain and Obama' visit this year.

In Arlington, Va., Defense Secretary Robert Gates was scheduled to speak at a ceremony dedicating the memorial at the Pentagon, the first of three major Sept. 11 memorials to be completed.

The 2-acre park, located at the spot where American Airlines Flight 77 crashed into the Pentagon's west wall, consists primarily of 184 cantilevered benches, each bearing a victim's name.

President Bush and first lady Laura Bush marked the anniversary during a moment of silence on the South Lawn of the White House. The president was then to head to the Pentagon memorial.

In Pennsylvania, at least 200 people gathered Thursday morning at an observance in a reclaimed minefield in Shanksville where Flight 93 came down after passengers reportedly stormed the cockpit to thwart terrorists' plans to use that plane as a weapon like the others. Bells were to toll and victims' names would be read as part of the service.

McCain was also attending the memorial service in Shanksville for the 40 people killed aboard the hijacked flight.

Memorials are years away from being built in Pennsylvania and New York. As in past years, two bright blue beams of light will shine at night on the New York City skyline, in memory of the fallen towers.

Throwback! UGK - Wood Wheel

How old is too old to be a rapper?

Let's face it; Grown MEN should NOT still be rhyming about pimpin', tricks, & hoes...let's leave that to the young whack ass rappers i.e. (bow wow, shawty lo, young berg...I could go on for days). Someone of your stature & with your credibility should know when it's time to let it go. Let's do the math...dude has been in the business for like 20years, recorded like 157 albums & is still going strong...Ain't nothing' wrong with doing what you love but can we talk about something else besides pimpin' b*tches @ the tender age of 42....DAYUM!

Short Dog ain't the only one who needs to hang up the mic...


These brotha's are approaching some serious deadlines...40 is right around the corner...Baby aka Birdman his job is DONE, he got his son Weezie off the ground...39LL gets a pass because he works out in the fountain of youth...40Jay-Z passes cause everyone's still jockin jay-zTick Daddy he's got a few years but he's falling off slowly...33Young Sneezy hey I like jeezy too, but um if your over 19 it's time to retire 'young' from your alias....30Master Peas he had no choice but to hang up the mic...39Ice Cube I like Cube on someone else's track but unless he's making a NWA Greatest Hits I'll pass ..39Busta Crimes after Woo-Hah...dude just got down right whack ...36

So i leave the answer up to all my readers....

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Two charged in killing of Alton man

ALTON - Authorities charged two men with first-degree murder Tuesday for the fatal shooting this weekend of Marvin A. Steward of Alton.

Both suspects, Rondell L. Perry, 21, of the 2500 block of Donald Avenue in Alton, and Larrius D. Metts, 22, of the 3600 block of Edwardsville Road in rural Edwardsville, are in police custody.

A judge set bond of $500,000 for each man.

The Madison County State's Attorney's Office did not charge a third suspect with an offense in the killing early Sunday in the 800 block of Silver Street, by Highland Avenue. Police had been seeking that man Monday for questioning.

Alton Police Chief Chris Sullivan said the men had been in a dispute with Steward, 23, of the 700 block of Oakwood Road, for some time, but would not disclose nature of the problem.

A car pulled up near where Steward was standing, with one of the occupants shooting him in the pelvis area at 1:47 a.m. The shot penetrated a femoral artery.

The shooter and passenger or passengers never left the vehicle, a Chrysler Sebring convertible, which sped off north on Silver. Police later stopped the car in Wood River, where the girlfriend of one of the suspect lives. She also is owner of the car.

An Alton police officer was patrolling nearby and immediately came to the scene of the gunfire, calling for paramedics and police backup. The officer, Pfc. Jason Cole, also took lifesaving measures on the victim.

Paramedics with the Alton Fire Department and LifeStar Ambulance Services Inc. subsequently arrived and treated Steward, with the ambulance taking him to Alton Memorial Hospital emergency room.

A physician then pronounced the victim dead.

Witnesses provided police with a vehicle description. After obtaining search warrants, authorities searched homes in Alton and Wood River and subsequently arrested Perry and Metts.

Perry is on parole from the Danville Correctional Center, where he was serving a three-year, six month sentence from 2006 on a conviction for aggravated fleeing police at more than 21 mph. He previously served prison time for another aggravated fleeing conviction and other terms for burglary and narcotics, according to the Illinois Department of Corrections Web site.

Metts had been charged with battery, domestic battery and traffic offenses in the past, according to Madison County records.

Steward also had a police record, including charges for vehicle burglary, two armed robberies, delivery of cannabis, domestic battery and criminal damage to property, county records show.

Maid Arrested in Jewelry Heist

Memphis, TN- A Mid-South maid is behind bars, accused of stealing a quarter million dollars worth of jewelry from the home where she worked.

Carolyn Telford is charged with aggravated burglary, forgery and theft. Police say Telford also stole and cashed checks from the South Bluffs home owner.

We're told the maid worked for the victim for eight years. The victim's family tells us Telford was given money to pay rent, buy a car, and pay for clothing for her six children.

"She said she had been with them a long time and they were good to her. The car she owns, an Impala, they helped her get that car," says neighbor Theresa Dillingham.

At the end of July 2008, Telford is accused of stealing two checks from her employer, totaling $800. A neighbor says that's when she was fired.

"She told me she had lost her job. She was no longer working for them. That's why she had to move. She had her gas cut off and she wasn't able to pay it," says Dillingham.

Around 5:00 p.m. Saturday, September 6, 2008, police say Telford broke into her former employer’s home. The victim's family says the maid knew that is when they would be tailgating at the U of M football game.

Witnesses told police the day of the break-in, they saw Telford’s black Chevy impala parked at the corner of G.E. Patterson and Tennessee St., right outside the South Bluffs subdivision. The victim told police her maid knew where all her jewelry was hidden, $250,000 of diamonds and pearls.

Telford is being held on $100,000 dollars bail at the Shelby County Jail.

You may remember a maid was also arrested in a Germantown home invasion recently. Police say Carra Latrease Abston of Memphis was the mastermind behind an armed robbery in January 2008. Police say she had her boyfriend David Shaw and his cousin Dexter Waddell carry out the crime.

Throwback! LL Cool J - The Boomin System

13 Great Reasons To Avoid Dating Single Mothers

1) Baby Damage - Birth has a traumatic effect on the female form. Pregnancy leaves stretch marks, saggy breasts, and c-section scars. I’ve also heard that the nookie is even stretch out and it isn’t the same anymore. Then there’s the weight gain. Most women NEVER LOSE IT or they never get their former hot shape back.
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2) “I Can’t Find A Baby Sitter” - Women will use this as an excuse to get out of date with you or they may legitmately can’t find a baby sitter. Either case it isn’t your problem and you shouldn’t have to deal with it.
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3) Babies Interrupt Sex - I’ve had this happen to me. I was banging a woman and her kid interrupted my sex. Needless to say I was pissed. If some kid is going to interrupt the meanest head you’ve ever gotten, that kid should have your last name.
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4) Baby’s Daddy - When your dealing with a woman and your getting know her, you shouldn’t have to deal with kid’s father. Some guys can’t get over the fact that their ex has moved on. Before he was an un-attentive jerk and didn’t give a jolly goddamn about her. Now that you’ve entered into the picture, the dude wants to be the ideal boyfriend and a “father of the year,” nominee.” The guy stars stalking her and wants to fight you. Even if the woman and guy are on good terms, the guy feels as if he can always smash. He knows her. He knows what she wants to hear and what makes her happy. The next know you your having this conversation- “I’ve decided to try and make it work with Jimmy’s dad”. Best way to avoid the situation is to avoid single moms.
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5)Rent-A-Daddy - Realizing her mistake, realizing that kids (especially boys need fathers,) The woman gets desperate, any and every guy has the potential to be “daddy.” You’re out trying to get some, not inheirit a family.
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6)The Kids Are Still Up - This is only a problem if your trying to pursue something other than a booty call. Wanting to spend time with you, but not wanting to bring strange men around her kids, you find yourself only seeing this female after 10 or 11PM. You want to move forward, but she has to make sure your the “one.” This could take months. I suggest dealing with women that are readily available to hang out.
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7) Double Heart Break - You are with the woman, then everything falls apart. You not only do you have to deal with losing the woman, but you’ve formed a bond with lil’ Jimmy. You and Jimmy play HALO together, watch the Wizards’ hoop it up, go to the zoo, and things dads do with sons or daughters. On top of maybe missing the woman, you miss the kid.
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8) Your Not My Dad. - You hook up with the woman, eventually the issue of discipline is going to come up. Some kids being resentful or just being a bratty prick is going to eventuallly pull the “YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! YOUR NOT MY DAD!!!” card. Personally if I did date single mothers and some dumba$$ kid pulled that stunt on me, I would say, “Your right. I’m not your father. Since I have no authority over you and you refuse to listen to me, you need to pack your sh*t and go live with your dad.” This would be a deal breaker for me. In addition some mothers or the dad would have problem with you disciplining their kid. I’m sorry, if some kid broke my laptop, I’m whooping his a$$.
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9)You Know What She Going To Do - She already has one kid, if you knock her up, it’s safe to assume she’s going to have another one.
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10) Bad Judge of Character - This female got knocked up by somebody that she was “supposely in love with.” Not only is she a bad judge of character, she’s GROSSLY irresponsible. The same guy that’s an a$$hole now, is the same guy she thought the world of and had unprotected sex with.
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11)Unneccessary Expeditures - Eventually you’ll get to meet the kid(s.) Soon those dates turn into family outings. Instead of paying for two people, your paying for three or more. The same goes if you move in with her.
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12) You’ll Never Be 1 - When your trying to build a relationship with somebody, you should be the focus of the woman’s life. It should be about you and her. If she has a kid, you’ll NEVER BE 1!!! That’s not a bad thing either, but it’s something I don’t want to deal with. Neither should you.
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13)Tag, Your It! - This should be the BIGGEST deterrent to EVER dealing with a single mother. In some jurisdictions, I think California is one of them, if you start dealing with a female with kids, move in with her and things go south. THE FEMALE CAN SUE YOU FOR CHILD SUPPORT!!!! She can claim that the her and child have “become a customed to you supporting the child.” YOU COULD END UP POSSIBILY PAYING CHILD SUPPORT FOR A KID THAT ISN’T EVEN YOURS! Imagine being extorted money because you were doing what you thought was the “right thing.” The state doesn’t give a rat’s a$$ about the relationship being over or you being a “good guy.” They just don’t want the chick on welfare. So as far as your concerned, it’s “TAG, YOUR IT!”