Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The Ten Commandments of Casual Sex

Even today’s world of care free sex it amazes me how people don’t know the rule of casual sex. In order to help the process of casual sex along I have came up with 10 commandments for the world to follow.

1. Thou shall not leave any clothing at the other persons house

2. Thou Shall not use the L-Word

3. Thou shall not expect cuddling and leave once the sex is over

4. Thou shall show up to the other person’s house with groceries

5. Thou shall use protection


6. Thou shall not expect sex because you purchased a drink.

7. Thou shall not show up at the other person’s house unannounced

8. Thou shall control all exes and crazy baby parents.

9. Thou shall not sleep with a partners friend with out getting approval

10. - What would your tenth commandment be?

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