9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
'Five minutes' is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually
end in 'fine'.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with u
'nothing'.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. 'That's okay' means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking
you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . .. that will bring on a
'whatever').

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.