Chick 1. - One Who Can Take Care Of The Kids
If you have kids then a woman who is good with children is a must have. Most women have children already and it's extremely hard, to find a woman who doesn't. Now throw in the factor that one day the two of you will plan to have kids together... or at least you're supposed to plan and not have Maury Povich on speed dial for the moment you drop that bundle of joy. Getting along with children is a key factor for a guy who plans on getting married, settling down and raising a family. Isn't that what all of us want?
Chick 2 – One To Wash The Clothes and Cook
Newflash: More than half of the ladies I know CAN'T COOK! If they can, it's just well enough so she won't starve. I get a look of amazement when ladies find out that I can cook (You'll ask for seconds I promise). Sometimes I want my plate made, and that's a plate that's limited to hamburger helper or hot pockets. I want what Rachel Ray, just made on the Food Network (Evil twin of the Battered Women's channel called Lifetime). Speaking of Lifetime, stop watching that crap. Offer to wash our clothes and clean our house. Guys can't clean, like a woman! Women, know all sorts of tricks to get Hennessey stains out of a carpet or how to get that Kool-Aid ring off the counter. But men, pick your boxers up off the floor if you want her to clean. She'll do naughty things down there but she doesn't want to touch, or see your drawls!!!!
Chick 3 – One Who is Independent (And Doesn't Really Need Us)
One thing that turns me on is a woman that doesn't need me. We like to know that our girl can hold US down if it came to that. It's nice to know that your lady might just be like “boo, do you need me to pay your light bill?” or “Put your wallet away, I'm buying dinner tonight.” I think I just got hard.
Chick 4 – One Who Has The Best Sex
Nothing ruins a relationship like bad sex. Most women will say that sex isn't important and while many women may even be with men who can't satisfy them sexually, there is a hunger which burns inside of them to get their backs blown out. Now, while she may have those urges under control she shouldn't have to want for great sex. She should be able to get done right. Same thing with men, we want the love making to be amazing all the time, and if it's not we'll go elsewhere while saying at home. If you know what I mean.
Chick 5 – One who watches SportsCenter & Football After Church
Most men would love to be able to really discuss the game with their girl. We can talk about who's better between Kobe or Lebron. Or Eli Manning's forth quarter comeback this week. Once in a blue moon a woman would come along and watch the game with you. We thank you for watching the game and sort of understanding what's going on, but come on do some homework. We'll watch "Girlfriends" and follow along as so to tell you what happened if you missed a part. You should be able to do the same. Not "number 11 just dunked on the cute guy in the blue on the other team."
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