10 Things Men Think, That She May Not Know

When you get mad over stupid stuff, I often wonder how you ever graduated.

Nothing irks a man nerves more than getting into an argument over something pointless. I’m talking pointless like I didn’t hand you the lighter or I went to get you a glass of water cause you said you were thirsty or worst I turned the channel to catch the score of the game while Girlfriends was on commercial. I mean really with all the education women have they get upset over the silliest things.

I'll say whatever I have to in order to make you feel better. You know you didn’t want the truth.

If you ask me how your hair looks and i tell you it’s fabulous it’s b/c I have no clue what a female hair style is suppose to look like. You’re my girl I’m w/ you and as long as there is hair on your head that’s cool w/ me. I mean if it was terrible then I would say something but if it’s decent then you look fabulous. It’s not like we have time to have you go back to Boomquisha’s kitchen to get it re-done now do we?


I know you’re faking it.

Don’t get me wrong I like the show, but hell even I don’t think I’m that good!! OK well maybe I do but still my goal in bed is to cum, it should be yours too. Don’t worry about my ego the ManXilla is fine deep inside of your walls pile driving it’s head into the bottom of your lady hole.


I touch myself and you should wish I did it more often.

I know some ladies who get upset b/c their dude likes to beat off to porn, I don’t understand this, the ManXilla is a muscle and it must exercised it’s not that you’re not good it’s just that sometimes we like to bust and nut and you’re not available. So Porn keeps us from scanning the streets and looking for A Debbie to do our Dallas. Encourage it.


I like hugging you and holding your hand, even when we don’t have sex after.

Sometimes I just want to hug you, and I want you to initiate it. I want you to come up to me and hug me so i can put my face in the crease of your neck and just smell your goodness. Being a man is hard.


I know you want to be my bust it baby, you don’t have to act like you don’t.

The girl games you ladies play is senseless and again it makes us question your intelligence. There is nothing wrong w/ letting us know you’re feeling us. I don’t understand how some girls can see a call and let it go to the voice mail knowing they wanted to talk to him. Or even worst see a missed call and specifically not answer the call b/c he “expects” you to call him back. Memo, we’ll just call the next chick. I have a whole theory on this maybe i’ll post it in it’s own separate blog.


I want to sh*t in peace

No Questions. conversations, discussions or anything that involves talking needs to be held if i’m in the bathroom w/ the door closed. I don’t want to talk to you while crap is coming out of my ass. I love you less w/ each letter that is pronounced.


You brought it, you decide. I’m not your daddy, so dress yourself

Please don’t ask me to help you pick out your clothes. You’re weird, when you’re hot I’m cold and when i’m hot you’re cold so I don’t know if you should wear the skirt, pants or booty shorts. And If I ever do offer to help you get dressed it means we are late, and it’s probably b/c you asked me for help and i fucked it up and now we have to spend even more time fixing my mistake.
I want to grab my d*ck I’m lazy hold it for me

I love being felt on, so if i’m walking by you and you rub on the Longboy just know you’ll have to do that again.